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>"Study to show thyself approved unto God, a workman >who does not need to be ashamed and who correctly >handles the word of truth." II Timothy 2:15 >****************************** > >I'VE LEARNED….We could learn a lot from crayons. Some >are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some >have weird names, and all are different colors, but >they all have to live in the same box. >********************************* > >COMPUTER COMMENTS - >4. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that >his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by >filling up his bathtub with soap and water and soaking >the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and >washing them individually. >5. A Dell technician received a call from a customer >who was enraged because his computer had told him he >was "Bad and an invalid." The tech explained that the >computer's "bad command" and "invalid" responses >shouldn't be taken personally. >6. A confused caller to IBM was having trouble >printing documents. He told the technician that the >computer had said it "couldn't find printer." The user >had also tried turning the computer screen to face the >printer-but that his computer still couldn't "see" the >printer. >****************************** > >SOME REALLY THIN BOOKS FOR QUICK READING: >FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac >HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda >MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno >HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver >MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino >THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton >MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden >THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates >THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman >MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore >AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC >AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS >DETROIT: a Travel Guide >A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. >Kevorkian >GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson >SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA >THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY >MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson >****************************** > >DID YOU KNOW? >75 people die each year playing Twister. >Cockroaches do not like cucumbers. >Hawaii has the largest consumption of Spam in the >United States. >Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to >carrots. >Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every >day. >****************************** > >THOUGHT FOR THE DAY……"I find that it is not the >circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit >in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort." >--Elizabeth King >******************************

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