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>"I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and >wonderfully made..." Psalms 139:14 > ********************************** > >I'VE LEARNED…"Insanity: Doing the same thing over and >over again and expecting different results." --Albert >Einstein >********************************* > >ONE-UPMANSHIP >The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business >much like his own opened up next door and erected a >huge sign which read BEST DEALS. >He was horrified when another competitor opened up on >his right, and announced its arrival with an even >larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. >The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He >put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it >read... >MAIN ENTRANCE >****************************** > >MYTHS & OLD WIVES TALES >Our air and water is dirtier than it was 30 years >ago……False >(Our air and water is significantly cleaner; >Environmental Protection Agency) >***************************** > >CHURCH SIGNS >Have you ever been driving down the road at 50 or 60 >mph, passed a church and tried to read the sign out >front? Here are a few that a friend sent to me. Some >may sound funny, corny, or serious, >but they always carry a good message for one liners: >Don't put a question mark where God put a period. >Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. >Forbidden fruits create many jams. >God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the >called. >God grades on the cross, not the curve. >God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of >the spirit" over "religious nuts!" >God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. >He who angers you, controls you! >****************************** > >COWBOY'S GUIDE TO LIFE: >* Don't judge folks by their relatives. >* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. >* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older >and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time. >* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' >you none. >* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain >dance. >****************************************************** > >THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…….."I wish that all Americans >would realize that American politics is world >politics." --Theodore Roosevelt >***********************

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