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>"How precious also are thy thoughts unto me, O God! >how great is the sum of them! If I should count them, >they are more in number than the sand; when I awake, I >am still with thee." Psalms 139: 17,18 > ********************************** > >I'VE LEARNED…."It is not honorable to take mere legal >advantage, when it happens to be contrary to justice." >--Thomas Jefferson >****************************** > >SOME THING TO LAUGH ABOUT....... > From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome >aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your >seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and >pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; >and, if you don't know how to operate one, you >probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised." >****************************** > >IRISH CEMETERY >Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling >home from the pub late one night and found themselves >on the road which led past the old graveyard.. "Come >have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael >O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the >ripe old age of 87." >"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick >O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died."! >Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella >that got to be 145!" >"What was his name?" asks Paddy. >Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match >to see what else is written on the stone marker, and >exclaims, >"Miles, from Dublin." >*************************************************** > >DID YOU KNOW? >Marilyn Monroe was born with six toes. >You can go to Paradise and to Hell in Michigan - both >are towns in that state. >The longest word to properly type with just your left >hand is stewardesses, and your right is lollipop. >There are two words in the English language that have >all five vowels in order, abstemious and facetious. >****************************** > >FOR THOSE WHO LOVE THE PHILOSOPHY OF HYPOCRISY AND >AMBIGUITY... >17. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? >18. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he >has the right to remain silent? >19. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank >machines? >20. How do they get deer to cross the road only at >those yellow road signs? >21. What was the best thing before sliced bread? >22. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk >about other people. >23. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? >24. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy >adultery? >25. How is it possible to have a civil war? >****************************** > >THOUGHT FOR THE DAY…….. >If I can stop one heart from breaking >I shall not live in vain; >If I can ease one life the aching, >Or cool one pain, >Or help one fainting robin unto his nest again, >I shall not live in vain. >—- Emily Dickinson >****************************** > ><IMG >SRC="http://www.eddoncorp.com/wordpictures/5-31.jpg">

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