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Date Posted: 12:48:14 01/14/03 Tue
Author: LenzD1
Author Host/IP: gate1.bam.usmc.mil /
Subject: my story
In reply to: J£:The®ealist 's message, "CYPHER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!........enjoy this right here....and all ya'll participate, have fun wit it.........oh yea, this is twisted as hell....everyone else come 'crazy' wit it too...HAHAHA...have fun!!" on 20:33:36 01/13/03 Mon

my rhyme starts back in time and once upon it
dick was so hard a midget could do pullups on it
lookin down with a frown my balls were smokin
quit rhymin to find a hymen that wasnt broken
midnight hour no time to shower, went to da club
I needed about 3 booties and 8 titties to rub
da bitches were fat then I saw Pat,tall and lean
made her my choice,had a deep sexy voice,know what I mean
her legs were kinda hairy,think she needed a shave
but what da hell, "lack of pussy will make ya brave"
the titties were tiny but my mind was on punani
just fantasized I was about to fuck Qwen Stefani
didnt take long till I went for the thong
now here is where the story goes wrong
I let out a scream heard down the halls
cuz "Pat" had one massive set of balls
I snatched her up, said "are you off ya rocker"
I aint the one, that emcee who pays soccer
shit left me all fucked up so make sure ya check
the next tall bitch you see wearin a turtleneck

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