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Human Shield Tour

Are you a mindless vapid entertainer who wants to give peace a chance?
Do you hate the United States and think it is the cause of all the problems in the world?
Do you think that Hillary Clinton is the smartest woman in the world?
Do you think Rosie O'Donnell isn't a man? Do you hate nuclear power?
Do you think that George Bush was selected, not elected?
Do you think that Bill Clinton was the best president this country has ever had?
Do you think that this thing with Iraq is all about oil?
Do you think that Jimmy Carter should be sent to Iraq to negotiate?

If you answered yes to any of those questions,
then do we have a deal for you!
Leaving on February 15 is the Human Shield Tour of Iraq. Included in the tour:

• Deluxe accomodations at the Saddam Hussein Best Eastern Hotel for 21 glorious nights.
  (Trip may be extended due to airspace filled with US military aircraft)


• A complimentary copy of the Guardian
  delivered to your room every morning.


• Daily tours of baby food factories, fake military emplacements,
  and fake chemical and biological factories.



• Possible nightly fireworks displays around February 28.



• A personal audience with Saddam Hussein
  (or one of his many doubles).



• A chance to mingle with celebrities like Susan Sarandon, Dave Matthews,
  Sean Penn, Woody Harrelson, Mike Farrell,and other well known entertainers.
  Who knows? There may be some surprise guests, like Barbra Streisand or Michael Moore.




So, what are you waiting for?





The trip is free!!!!




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[> These celebrities have more than enough money to pay their way, one way, to Iraq to play the role of human shields. I think it would improve the content and moral of the United States and possibly imrove the quality and content of movies as well if these people do go and get themselves disintregrated while serving the bad guys. -- William, 21:34:08 02/13/03 Thu (pcp01723644pcs.coatsv01.pa.comcast.net/68.83.107.210)


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