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Subject: All right Tamith, We're leaving the city! Yiesh, go post that Tea Party now!

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Date Posted: 19:42:51 08/16/03 Sat
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It was dawn and the groggy velociraptor was ready to go. She already had a small bag of provisions packed, and her bow was in the quivver of arrows straped on her back.

Yawning, she looked around to see if any sauropods would be accompanying them so she could hitch a ride for a few hours. Unfortunately, it looked like she'd have to walk and put that nap off untill they stopped for a break later in the day.

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[> Subject: As promised, here's your tea party;)

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Date Posted: 11:08:20 08/17/03 Sun
Author Host/IP: atl-tgn-ydy-vty2.as.wcom.net/

OOC: Alrighty, to everyone here. This post has NOTHING to do with the Role play, I’m just bored out of my mind while waiting for Az to post, so please, don’t hate me ;) The characters here aren’t “in character” either (evil smirk). Have fun reading and please, don’t get insulted.... LOL:)

It was a bright sunny day in Bonabba and Tamith decided to throw a tea party for all her new friends, since she is such a nice person. The guest were starting to arrive, so she pulled out her bright pink table cloth and set it over her dinning table, she also decided her guest would really like it if she set teddy bears in each chair... so she did. Her usually geological-oriented home was looking extremely.... pink and girly, but she new she could endure it, at least for a while.
She smiled, it was her friend Dylan, and from the voices outside, she could tell his brother Kael had managed to come too... excellent.
“Come in!” she called at them. It wasn’t long before Dylan’s head popped through the door of her pod house.
“WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS PLACE??” Was the first thing that came out of his mouth upon noticing the... rather flowery decoration.
“Zip it and sit,” she said in a commanding tone. “I’m writing this now and you get to do whatever I feel like making you do.”
Kael had just come in and looked around nervously. “Do what she says,” he said picking a chair and sitting down.
“Ok...” Tamith started, but just then, Allyshar, Lucas, and Gareth came in. “More guests! Great!” she said happily motioning for them to sit down. Not knowing what to think, they all sat, pushing aside the teddy bears in the process. “No, you have to share your tea with those,” Tamith told them.
“Excuse me?” Lucas asked.
“Pick them up,” Tamith said happily, “oh, and Allyshar, you get to have tea with me in the kitchen.”
“Umm... Ok...?” Allyshar replied picking up her bear and putting it back on the chair before moving towards the kitchen. “Is anyone else coming?”
“Yeah... Az... for now,” Tamith replied. As if on a cue, Azonthus Sharpclaw appeared ridding what seemed to be an overgrown, pink and white My Little Pony.
“Ok... Tamith, are you sure you’re feeling well...”
“Dylan, be quiet or you’ll get one of those too.”
“I got the ice cubes!!” Az exclaimed carrying a huge bag of ice to the kitchen.
“You’ll be in charge of the lemonade,” the human girl told her, “gotta make sure it stays cold.”
“Lemonade, Lemonade, LEMONADE!!” Azonthus said dancing into the kitchen, the pony skipping after her happily.
“Az! Loose the horse!” Tamith said running after her leaving some very puzzled guests behind.
“So...” Gareth said breaking the uncomfortable silence, “What color bear did you get?”
Kael pulled up his bear. “Mines white... with blue eyes... how cute,” he said though with very little enthusiasm
“Mine’s gray,” Lucas added picking up his own teddy bear from the floor.
“Will you guys just LISTEN to yourselves!” Dylan exclaimed. “You’re discussing Teddy Bear color!!”
“Yes!” Gareth said suddenly. “What is wrong here?”
“I think,” Kael, Dylan’s older brother started but the thought was left unfinished when his teddy bear started moving all on it’s own. Everyone stared as it climbed up on the tables and moved for the teapot. As if following it’s lead, all the other Teddy Bears started moving for the teapot too.
“I’m officially freaked out now,” Dylan muttered as his bear.
“You said it...” Lucas agreed while pushing his chair away from the table as his teddy served him tea.
“It’s quiet alright,” Tamith said walking back into the room holding a tray of biscuits. “I just thought it’d be fun to torture the lot of you for a while, so you gents just enjoy yourselves and play nice, otherwise you’ll just make it worse for the lot of you.”
She walked out leaving an uncomfortable silence in her wake.
“Thank you,” Kael said as Gareth’s bear dropped a sugar lump in his tea and Dylan’s bear poured a little cream.
“Why are you being nice to the bear?” Dylan asked in an exasperated tone one voice.
“Because,” Kael said taking a sip of his tea, “I don’t want to be the one that finds out what happens if I’m not.”
Simultaneously, the three other men knocked their bears of the table.
“....And I wouldn’t have done that....” Kael said, calmly taking another sip.
As if on a cue, the three little bears rose from the floor, just that now they weren’t cute and cuddly, but over six feet tall. They approached their attackers and locked them in a huge bear hug.
“Told ya,” Kael said, this time grabbing a biscuit from the tray Tamith had brought, breaking it in half and giving one to his little white bear who munched it happily.
“HELP!” Gareth, Dylan, and Lucas yelled in unison as they were dragged away by the blown up, now rather evil looking bears.

* * *

Thus ends our story! What am I trying to say here, kids? Never provoke a teddy bear, and listen to what the girls say;) otherwise you’ll have trouble coming. So what became of our three bear attackers? Well, from what I heard, the three of them got taken to Happy Bear Land to be educated by My Little Ponies and all sorts of other cuddly creatures until they learn the meaning of... play nice:D

* * *

Dylan poked his head out from behind the giant ice cream cone statue. He scanned the surrounding, then gave his teammates the ‘go’ signal. Lucas and Gareth ran towards him and hid behind the statue.
“That was a handy trick you did with the fountain,” Lucas told him.
“No big, now all we have to focus is on getting out of here... if I have to sit through one more of those stupid “I love you” Barney songs, I’ll go mad, I swear I will!”
“It’s the PONIES!!” Gareth said pointing at the pink horse that had just appeared from behind the giant pink bear statue.
“Calm down! Keep it together!” Lucas said shaking him. “We’re breaking out of here if it kills us, but we have to remain calm!”
Gareth nodded. “I just hate, pink ponies... I hate them!!”
A look of terror crossed out three heroes’ faces at the words of the giant rubber duck. It intensified as an assortment of ballerina dolls, ponies, teddies, puppies, and every other imaginable creature started popping out of now where and coming after them.
“RUN!” Dylan said pulling his fellow prisoners to their feet and dashing for the nearest water ride.

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[> [> Subject: Ha Ha, Hee Hee, oh, it's too much!!*dies laughing*

Ari Firefang
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Date Posted: 00:10:38 09/07/03 Sun
Author Host/IP: 0-1pool27-99.nas52.stockton1.ca.us.da.qwest.net/

That's the funniest thing I've ever read, ha ha, LOLROF,
BD,SP, Ari

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