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Date Posted: 11:29:31 02/14/07 Wed
Author: AmyLynn
Subject: Yeah, I laughed at that part, too! :-) ...........................And speaking of The Office, and offices, and well, office co-workers --- Is anybody out there looking for a new employee? I have one I'll pay you to take. He's just like new, his brain has never been used. He's free and I'll pay the shipping. You think I'm kidding, don't you? I keep putting this offer out here, and nobody takes me up on it. Maybe I should put an over-the-top, too-good-to-be-true ad in the paper for a position that doesn't exist at a fake company to get his attention; then hire him, fire him when he doesn't show up at the imaginary address, and refuse to rehire him here. It sounds so wonderful that it's probably illegal. And since I don't have any authority at all, except to hang up on telemarketers, it's really wishful thinking. I think I like the false hopes that come with being delusional.
In reply to: Debby 's message, "Oh, thank you! I loved this part: 'That was the moment where I looked at [Mark] Harmon, and he was wearing that stupid hat, and I said “That looks really stupid on you,” and he goes, “Yeah? Well, imagine how stupid it looks on you.”' LOL. And I have to agree...I love "The Office". Gervais is funny, Carell is funny in a different way, but a stapler in a jelly is always funny. (Yes, I'm five years old :) )" on 10:45:29 02/14/07 Wed


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[> [> [> Speaking of telemarketers, I noticed one was calling thanks to Caller ID and so I used Tony's little speech from "Untouchable." MAN, did that feel good. -- Meg, 15:16:02 02/14/07 Wed [1]


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[> [> [> [> *clueless alert* ......*clueless alert* .....What was the speech? I try and keep track of these things for future use. I remember a Seinfeld when Jerry asked the telemarketer for their home number so he could bother *them* at home. And my favorite, hands down, is a real story that a JAG poster related: He heard a commotion in his secretary's area, and he came out of his office to check it out. She had pulled out a water gun and was soaking the salesman who had refused to leave. -- AmyLynn, 06:55:12 02/15/07 Thu [1]


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[> [> [> [> [> Telemarketer Story (inside) -- Meg, 16:13:58 02/15/07 Thu [1]

Here you go. I just didn't identify myself.

Hello, this is Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo. You've called a crime scene. We're wiretapping this phone, so please be advised that we will be contacting you at your home. Any time, day or night, probably during the weekend early in the morning.

When I did it, the guy hung up just as I was saying "Thank you" at the end. Nearly died laughing when I got off the phone.

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[> [> [> No, thanks, we have one of our own. You tell her things 3 times and she still doesnt do them the way you said. And she fusses like a five yr old. I have labeled her our 99cent store light bulb on some occaisions and 30 year old 5 year old on another -- Lady C, 20:31:58 02/14/07 Wed [1]


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