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>I need to find my pig Allah, sent to me by the most >merciful. It is helping me write a foul book of >complete lies, the Porkoran. Great Allah, pagan moon >god/demon of the Kaaba, has ordered me to ass rape my >pig Allah so its grunting may reveal his wise words >for all to read. When I obey, my pig Allah sits on its >haunches in my lap and squeals out a Surah. Allah has >been missing for a month now, not only am I without a >sex partner, I have no way of completing the Porkoran! >Please help me find Allah! > >For those of you that do not know, Allah was the pet >pig of Muhammad, who sodomised the beast until Allah >oinked a Surah of Quran. Abu Bakr, a follower of the >prophet, would hold the pig with all his strength >while Muhammad performed his Allah-ordained sodomy. >114 sodomies later, the Quran was complete, dutiful >scribes intently listening to the oinking swine, >revealing the words of Pig Allah. > >Quote from Abdul Bin Kafir, Muslim scholar: “Drawing >from several passages in the Hadiths, it is evident >that Allah was the pet pig of our Prophet Mohammed >(PBUH), and he (Mohammed (PBUH)) sodomized Allah >everyday till it (Allah the pig) oinked a Surah of >Quran. The first Surah of the original, unedited Quran >is the chapter titled Al Bakri (The Pig), describing >Muhammad’s (PBUH) sexual relationship with his pet >(Allah the swine). The Surah starts with the most >profound sound ever heard by Muslims – the very words >of Allah: Oink! Oink!” > >These facts, supported by decades of intensive >scientific research, do not alter the fact that Pig >Allah is a god worthy of worship by Muslims; the newly >revealed Surahs 115 through 121 only serve to affirm >our faith in Allah the Pig. > >Remember: "There is no god but Allah the Pig, and >Muhammad is his prophet! > >Did you know that 10 out of 10 pigs ask for pages from >the Quran to wipe their assholes with? In a controlled >study, when offered inferior paper, like Charmin, >Northern or Cottonelle, all pigs tested adamantly >refused anything other than pages torn from the Quran. >Incredible, but true! > >Did you know that Islam founded by a terrorist and a >pedophile? Muhammad, Prophet of Allah, was a bisexual >pervert; he had sexual intercourse with a >nine-year-old girl named Aiesha. Having an insatiable >sexual appetite, he also was known to have sex with >men, revealing his bisexuality. These facts are >recorded for posterity in the Hadiths, companion >volumes of the Quran, accepted as canonical by Muslim >clergy. An intolerant, hateful man, Prophet Muhammad >also murdered those that disagreed with him, making >him more like Stalin or Hitler, than any sort of holy >man. > >Just ask any Muslim cleric, that is if he will tell >you the truth, which is highly improbable, as Muslims, >like their cousins the Jews, are little more than born >liars. Otherwise, obtain copies of the Quran and the >Hadiths, and see for yourself. > >So much for the “Religion of Peace”, it is more like >the “Religion of Pieces” as exemplified by the >millions of body parts, destroyed buildings, and the >twisted wreckage of what were once automobiles or >airplanes.

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