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>>I need to find my pig Allah, sent to me by the most >>merciful. It is helping me write a foul book of >>complete lies, the Porkoran. Great Allah, pagan moon >>god/demon of the Kaaba, has ordered me to ass rape my >>pig Allah so its grunting may reveal his wise words >>for all to read. When I obey, my pig Allah sits on its >>haunches in my lap and squeals out a Surah. Allah has >>been missing for a month now, not only am I without a >>sex partner, I have no way of completing the Porkoran! >>Please help me find Allah! >> >>For those of you that do not know, Allah was the pet >>pig of Muhammad, who sodomised the beast until Allah >>oinked a Surah of Quran. Abu Bakr, a follower of the >>prophet, would hold the pig with all his strength >>while Muhammad performed his Allah-ordained sodomy. >>114 sodomies later, the Quran was complete, dutiful >>scribes intently listening to the oinking swine, >>revealing the words of Pig Allah. >> >>Quote from Abdul Bin Kafir, Muslim scholar: “Drawing >>from several passages in the Hadiths, it is evident >>that Allah was the pet pig of our Prophet Mohammed >>(PBUH), and he (Mohammed (PBUH)) sodomized Allah >>everyday till it (Allah the pig) oinked a Surah of >>Quran. The first Surah of the original, unedited Quran >>is the chapter titled Al Bakri (The Pig), describing >>Muhammad’s (PBUH) sexual relationship with his pet >>(Allah the swine). The Surah starts with the most >>profound sound ever heard by Muslims – the very words >>of Allah: Oink! Oink!” >> >>These facts, supported by decades of intensive >>scientific research, do not alter the fact that Pig >>Allah is a god worthy of worship by Muslims; the newly >>revealed Surahs 115 through 121 only serve to affirm >>our faith in Allah the Pig. >> >>Remember: "There is no god but Allah the Pig, and >>Muhammad is his prophet! >> >>Did you know that 10 out of 10 pigs ask for pages from >>the Quran to wipe their assholes with? In a controlled >>study, when offered inferior paper, like Charmin, >>Northern or Cottonelle, all pigs tested adamantly >>refused anything other than pages torn from the Quran. >>Incredible, but true! >> >>Did you know that Islam founded by a terrorist and a >>pedophile? Muhammad, Prophet of Allah, was a bisexual >>pervert; he had sexual intercourse with a >>nine-year-old girl named Aiesha. Having an insatiable >>sexual appetite, he also was known to have sex with >>men, revealing his bisexuality. These facts are >>recorded for posterity in the Hadiths, companion >>volumes of the Quran, accepted as canonical by Muslim >>clergy. An intolerant, hateful man, Prophet Muhammad >>also murdered those that disagreed with him, making >>him more like Stalin or Hitler, than any sort of holy >>man. >> >>Just ask any Muslim cleric, that is if he will tell >>you the truth, which is highly improbable, as Muslims, >>like their cousins the Jews, are little more than born >>liars. Otherwise, obtain copies of the Quran and the >>Hadiths, and see for yourself. >> >>So much for the “Religion of Peace”, it is more like >>the “Religion of Pieces” as exemplified by the >>millions of body parts, destroyed buildings, and the >>twisted wreckage of what were once automobiles or >>airplanes.

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