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Date Posted: Tuesday, November 26, 11:42:06am
Author: SueZQ (anyone want to enroll their man?)
Subject: Since so many of us have men, young or old,in our lives, thought I'd pass this on..CLASSES FOR MEN...>>

CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER SIGN-UP BY November 30
(time is running out)!

Note: Due to the complexity & difficulty level, each course will accept a
maximum of 8 participants.

Topic 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
Step By Step, With Slide Presentation

Topic 2 - Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
Round Table Discussion

Topic 3 - Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing
The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?
Group Practice

Topic 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor.
Pictures And Explanatory Graphics

Topic 5 - Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?
Examples On Video

Topic 6 - Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Helpline Support And Support Groups

Topic 7 - Learning How To Find Things, Looking In The Right Place Instead Of
Turning The house Upside Down While Screaming "Where the hell is.....".
Open Forum

Topic 8 - Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics And Audio Tape

Topic 9 - Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.
Real Life Testimonials. (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men
able to
give testimonials)

Topic 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As she Parallel Parks.
Driving Simulation

Topic 11 - Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother And Wife
Class And Role Playing

Topic 12 - How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion.
Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques

Topic 13 - How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays,
Anniversaries,
Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered

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