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Date Posted: 21:49:25 04/21/02 Sun
Author: Ricahrd
Subject: If poets are born, not made

If poets are born, not made

My dog would languish in summery shade

My fish would swim in the bowl all day

And horses would dream of sweet, fragrant hay

If boets were porn, not mub

I'd heave your louse, and sleep in the tub

I'd sell all my ice cream for 12% off

Then pour it all melting into a big trough

If grommets were round, not square

I'd pierce my left nostril with strawberry hair

I'd stain the bathtub with frothy warm beer

I'd stick eighteen candles into my right ear

I'd fiddle de widdle, and sloogle doo doo

Before I'd waste my life advising you

Poets are born and made and undone

Ranchers are farmers that live in the sun

Words are our friends, except "ram," "boom," and "splee"

I hope you've all learned in this lesson from me

Stanzas should always have even numbers

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