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Customers can be a real bother. They distract you from the important work of running your business. If you have staff, the customers will probably annoy them as well.
You need a better way to relate to customers. Preferably, one that involves ignoring them entirely. Certainly not anything that involves dealing with them or cultivating them.
And now, modern web technology is here to help! You can relate to your customers with genuine modern CRM [email@example.com] and no one has to personally deal with them. Just bury potential customers in pink e-mails and consider your job done.
Instead of boring old measures such as how much product you sell, you can now measure more interesting things such as web hits. And you can boost those results with dodgy SEO:
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We are just assuming that your customers will be satisfied with santorum as a standard delivery. If there are special requirements, you will have to manually ignore them or divert their attention.
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