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Date Posted: 19:51:39 01/04/04 Sun
Author: Sally
Author Host/IP: ip-216-222-15-100.salmoninternet.com / 216.222.15.100
Subject: Re: what did I get for Christmas?
In reply to: Cousin Spleen 's message, "Re: what did I get for Christmas?" on 05:18:15 01/04/04 Sun

Christmas?
Well, my darling little children got me a sinister evil torture device otherwise known to the rest of the world as a body fat measuring scale. It has kept me good and depressed all the way through the new year. I also got a pair of pure silk thermal unders, some wool socks and a jumpy kinda thing that when used to the point of exhaustion every day for the next billion or so years is supposed to make the body fat scale say nicer things. It has a handle for the less co-ordinated.... so it can be used as a clothes hanger or a place to duct tape misbehaving kids. For New Years I resolved to start finishing my
Oh, did I mention what Captian Boom Boom got? For Christmas his wife gave him a baby! (ok. he was actually born on Christmas Eve. Close enough.

Salutation,
Salmonella

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  • New Skill, eh? -- Cousin Bob, 17:57:15 01/18/04 Sun

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