Date Posted:16:12:58 03/24/04 Wed Author: Cousin Spleen Author Host/IP: cache-mtc-aa18.proxy.aol.com / 64.12.116.22 Subject: Re: You people are freaks! In reply to:
Your Mama
's message, "Re: You people are freaks!" on 13:59:00 03/24/04 Wed
>wow! Are you seeing a therapist?
Ofcourse I see a therapist. Her office is in the style of Speer. You get off the elevator with it's elevator music of the ride of the Valkarie(yes I can't spell) or the love theme from Taunheiser(you try and spell this one). I wish they would change the music. You get to the reception desk which is manned by a man name Hanz who stares down at you through his monicle.
"Vat are you doing here. Do you haft an apoitment."
"Uh Spleen Addams."
"Your apoinment was for 2:00. It is now 2:00 and 10 seconds. You ver not punctual! Sveinhunt! Your apointment has been given away." This happens every time I go.
Then the voice comes in through the speaker phone:
"Zat is alt right. Hanz. I vill zee Herr Addams."
"Yavol Doctor!" He says as he presses the button that automatically opens the solid steel doors.
I walk into the office which only has a bauhaus couch, A brutalitarian style desk with one orchid on it.
"I am sorry Dr. Heisenfrau I was..."
The doctor walks over to me, looks at me, and then takes off her leather glove and slaps my face with it.
"Liar! You are not sorry. You do this little dance with lateness every time you come. You crave negative attention. Because you are veak. You have never done anything positive in your life. If you could you would crawl back into the primordial womb!"
"That's not true." I say. "It is only that..."
"Zilence!" she says as she slaps my other cheek with her now bare hand."Enough vith your lies! Alvays vith der lies! You can not use the truth so you must be punished!"
