Date Posted:03:58:09 04/27/04 Tue Author:Cousin Bob Author Host/IP: fang12-12.kimbanet.com / 208.28.222.169 Subject: Hard to find these things while trudging through the swamp In reply to:
Sally
's message, "Oh, please" on 08:20:58 03/25/04 Thu
>>Well, "cousin Rob", you've just proved everything that
>>i said! You are a freak! I think you need more help
>>than that other cousin who's a spleen! Why are you
>>torturing your family and a little japanese girl? And
>>do you and the "Addams Family" live in Arkansas?
>>Because it sounds like you.......never mind! Don't
>>want to go there! SEEK HELP!!
>>Your Mama!
>
>Why won't you go to Arkensas? Please enlighten us!
That reminds me. I suppose I should respond to Our Mama Addams, huh.
>2. [snip] If Cousin Bob needs more help than
>Spleen, is it help with name choosing that you are
>referring to?
I can't remember how long it took me to decide upon my name -- minutes? days? months? -- but I knew about as soon as I landed upon it that it was perfect.
>Thank you Bob for your post. It made me laugh.
You're welcome. $:^ P
>Do try to remember though, that more people recognized
>your latent 'Gothness' when I was leading you around
>by a leash!
Well, it wasn't very latent at that exact point in time, now was it! $:^ ] Hey, all things considered, do you think the ladies at the photo center might've been afraid of my eight rolls of undeveloped film? $X^ D
>BTW How is the end of the world coming?
Actually, I missed nearly every lesson held on the subject, so I can barely answer that at all. I'd say it's coming along nicely, but of course death and destruction is only so nice to so many people. Off the top of my head, in the end, the extrauniversal Supreme Being shall descend to our polluted skies, taking a few living up to Him. Then, reviving a few people out of graves and taking them as well, He'll leave all the living corpses to intermingle with the newly reviving corpses. War, Disease, Famine, Fire, etc. Many will perish horribly, a small few won't, and in fact many will think and even wail that they won't suffer endless torment, but nope, 't's gonna pretty much suck horribly for them, too. You know. The usual. End of the world and all.
Greetings,
Cousin Bob
I do wonder how many people will be asking during the apocalypse, "hey, I was always taught people would vanish mysteriously, followed by digital tatoos on people's faces, followed by that aforementioned Supreme Being ruling on earth for exactly one thousand years. What happened?"
