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Date Posted: 06:37:17 12/31/02 Tue
Author: Cousin Spleen
Author Host/IP: cache-rl02.proxy.aol.com / 152.163.189.98
Subject: A thought....and I do have them you know!

I was watching the Addams Family movie for the umpteemth million time

Linus(who for your amusement will be played by John Travolta): Nothing is on televison so I guess ah sally I guess I will watch Citizen Kane for the umpteenth million time.

Sally: Oh Yes my sweet baboo!

Linus: What are you crazy? Stop calling me that!

Any way I noticed that Margret, wife of schlubby Tully(new for christmas its Shlubby Tully! He does the Schlubby dance.) and future wife of It. Has a kid.

Since Tully takes the big dirt nap with the good doctor what happens to the kid. He will be raised by Margret and his new Hirstute Hirshirt his hairy step dad ok ?

So what happens. To him.

Does he revel in the true freedom that is being an Addams?

The Addams family the ultimate Liberatarians.

Does he act like a true mundane and go crazy.

Does he borror clothes from Wednesday.

So cousin I hear you want to borror my leather straight jacket the one with the three inch steel spikes on the inside?

No I don't want to borrow what are you doing Wednesday?

Too late!!

Now make like a wounded catapillar and crawl helplessly to me Ha ha ha.

Later:

Pugsley: Hey man you gotoff easy. She played Marie Antonette with her boyfriend NJ. Took Granny a whole week, 30 gallons of whole blood and an almost infinite amount of formaldide to get it back on. Its a good thing N.J has taken to wearing turtle neck swweaters or his father Mr. Normanmeyer would be pissed. Even as it is. NJ wakes up at two in the morning screaming "The Bastille!"

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