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>Dear Simon Pegg, > >Thank you for your reply. I was the guy asking about >getting into comedy. Thanks for all the tips. I guess >you must get thousands of 'wanna bes' writing to >you...and I guess I'm one of them (sorry)! A friend >and I have been perfecting our stand up dio act, ready >to start preforming in Brighton and all over in a few >weeks. One question...how do you stop filling your >pants before you go on stage? I've done stand up >before...and the experience does'nt get any easier. >Were you nervous at first? >Is there any possible way you could look over any of >our ideas/gags. I know you must dread people saying >this to you. Just like people stopping you in the >street and saying...'go on say it...say come get some' >(I'm a big Evil Dead fan as well). I promise you I'm >no crazy. My room isn't decorated in thousands of tiny >pictures of you, taken via a telescopic lense...no >actually I'm just a trying comic...who badly needs a >mentor. If I could send you anything, or if you could >recommend a venue for us to try out, that maybe you'll >be able to make...well who knows. You may see us and >think... 'Hell, those crazy guys remind me of me about >seven years, I know I'll give them a few pointers, >brighten up their horizons'. Failing that you may >think we are about as funny as reading 'Anna Frank's >Diary', in which case you could always slip out the >back door like the littlest Hobo escaping another >demand family at the end of a wonderful >adventure...sorry I'm slipping into the surreal at a >vien attempt to impress. >Thank you once again. >Good luck with everything in the future, >And congrats on being so damn funny. > >Yours sincerely, > >Alex Whitwell. > >P.S. Anyone else reading this must be convinced I'm >one sad creep....and I'm affraid I have to agree. I >apologies for my kind.

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