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Date Posted: 19:05:03 06/30/11 Thu
Author: Lee
Subject: Inside here...
In reply to: Lee 's message, "Since there was a discussion about cockpits a few posts down, I thought you all might enjoy this!" on 19:02:15 06/30/11 Thu

While the C-5 was turning over its engines, a female crewman gave the G.I.s on board the usual information regarding seat belts, emergency exits, etc.

Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to Afghanistan."

An old Master Sergeant sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the captain a woman?'

When the attendant came by he said, "Did I understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"

"Yes!" said the attendant. "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," he said. "I wish I had two double scotch and sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing, Sergeant," said the crew member. "We no longer call it the cockpit'.......'It's 'the box office'."

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[> [> ROTFLMAO!!!!! That's HILARIOUS!!!! Deal with it fella!!!! -- mkim Still laughing., 21:44:57 06/30/11 Thu [1]


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[> [> LOLOL! -- Jam, 06:28:52 07/01/11 Fri [1]


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[> [> Ha ha!! -- The Chief (comment inside, so as not to spoil), 17:02:52 07/01/11 Fri [1]

I like the use of the word "Office" as opposed to "pit". The girls take it seriously! ;-)

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[> [> ROFL! -- JJ (Ronda), 20:23:31 07/01/11 Fri [1]


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[> [> ROTFLOL !!!!! -- Laurence, 14:23:48 07/07/11 Thu [1]


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[> [> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! -- Theresa, 17:34:42 07/11/11 Mon [1]


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