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Date Posted: Wednesday, Apr 12
Author: The Guy that Writes
Subject: Re: You know you are a fan of Zak McKracken when...
In reply to: Chris 's message, "Re: You know you are a fan of Zak McKracken when..." on Wednesday, Apr 12

>>... you use remote controls to remove locks.
>>... you paint a crystal of yellow believing that you
>>can use it for travel.
>>... you put eggs on microwaves.
>
>... when you try to find something it's always in the
>last cupboard you look in.
>
>... you think that any game that cannot fit on a
>floppy disk is a sign of lazy coding.
>
>... you think that the buzzing sound on your phone is
>a sign of an alien invasion.
>
>... whenever you see someone wearing a hat you always
>look for eye holes.
>
>... you think that any game that only features one
>planet or one controllable hero shows a lack of
>imagination.
>
>... you try to use your cash card in monoliths,
>animals, anything!
>
>... when something goes wrong you say "Zlorfik!"

...When you try to sell bented knifes as silver sculptures to storekeepers.

...When you make an astronaut suit with a fish bowl, and oxygen tank, a wet suit and a duct tape.

...When you think that there is a face on mars, and it was an alien amusement park.

...When you insult a storekeeper of a Videogames Shop when he says ''Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders is and old game''.

..When you tell the police that the TV saga X-Files is plagiarizing Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders.

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