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Date Posted: 03:44:25 10/08/05 Sat
Author: Frank Fuckpig
Subject: Fuckpig's Film Spot

Arsecunt greetings, everyone,

I thought that some of you pissering bumshites must be film fanatics, and would like to talk about films and suchlike.

Has anyone observed the new Steven Spunkberg offering yet? Set in World War 2, it concerns a nazi officer who feels sorry for the Jews, and tries to help them escape. The problem is that he is an alcoholic, and he keeps accidentally getting drunk and fucking everything up.

For instance, in one scene, the officer (Schindler) is supposed to drive a vanload of Jews secretly over the border so they can escape. However, before the trip he needs a couple of stiff ones to steady his nerves. The obvious happens, and he ends up getting totally drunk, and then crashes the van into a ditch when they are only five minutes out of the camp. The Jews are all immediately shot.

Spunkberg has done a fantastic job, creating a moving masterpiece which has you weeping for those poor Jews, unable to escape because their helper is too much of a drunkard.

"Schindler's Pissed" is in theatres now. I highly recommend that you see it!

Does anyone other cunt have any recommendations at the manky moment?

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