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Date Posted: 23:51:44 07/16/06 Sun
Author: sharky (happy)
Subject: family pictures

>No Asians or darker skinned contestants made the Top 5
>because the Miss Universe organization could not
>afford interpreters for them. They could only afford
>one interpreter and it was for Spanish.
> Miss Norway, Miss Greece and Miss Switzerland were
>selected as first round finalists because the
>organization was buying their silence. Apparently,
>they were witnesses to Billy Bush running around
>half-naked the night before.
> Miss South Africa did not make it past the first
>round because her nurse-maid said it was time for her
>mid-morning nap.
> Miss Latvia benefited from her country’s $50 million
>investment to increase awareness on how to pronounce
>the word “Latvia”.
> Miss Peru slipped on the runway because Miss USA left
>an M&M wrapper on the floor.
> Miss Canada won because……she is Russian by birth and
>Donald Trump is trying to appease Vladimir Putin so
>Trump can convince the Russians to host the Miss
>Universe pageant down the road. (To add evidence to
>this, Miss Israel is formerly from the Ukraine.)
> Miss Puerto Rico placed second because Michael
>Jackson’s people needed her to remind the world that
>plastic surgery-scarred people are human too.
>(Remember, Michael Jackson’s trial is ongoing and the
>jury is deliberating.)
> After not being selected for the Top 5, Miss USA
>stormed off the stage and proceeded to polish off: 5
>bags of M&Ms, 2 bags of Doritos, and 1 six pack of
>Pepsi……in 5 minutes.

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