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Date Posted: 23:40:29 07/18/06 Tue
Author: rachelle
Subject: this is so so funny.i totally think it made sense!!! thank you.
In reply to: sharky 's message, "family pictures" on 23:51:44 07/16/06 Sun

>>No Asians or darker skinned contestants made the Top 5
>>because the Miss Universe organization could not
>>afford interpreters for them. They could only afford
>>one interpreter and it was for Spanish.
>>
>> Miss Norway, Miss Greece and Miss Switzerland were
>>selected as first round finalists because the
>>organization was buying their silence. Apparently,
>>they were witnesses to Billy Bush running around
>>half-naked the night before.
>>
>> Miss South Africa did not make it past the first
>>round because her nurse-maid said it was time for her
>>mid-morning nap.
>>
>> Miss Latvia benefited from her country’s $50 million
>>investment to increase awareness on how to pronounce
>>the word “Latvia”.
>>
>> Miss Peru slipped on the runway because Miss USA left
>>an M&M wrapper on the floor.
>>
>> Miss Canada won because……she is Russian by birth and
>>Donald Trump is trying to appease Vladimir Putin so
>>Trump can convince the Russians to host the Miss
>>Universe pageant down the road. (To add evidence to
>>this, Miss Israel is formerly from the Ukraine.)
>>
>> Miss Puerto Rico placed second because Michael
>>Jackson’s people needed her to remind the world that
>>plastic surgery-scarred people are human too.
>>(Remember, Michael Jackson’s trial is ongoing and the
>>jury is deliberating.)
>>
>> After not being selected for the Top 5, Miss USA
>>stormed off the stage and proceeded to polish off: 5
>>bags of M&Ms, 2 bags of Doritos, and 1 six pack of
>>Pepsi……in 5 minutes.

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