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Date Posted: 19:34:45 03/16/07 Fri
Author: Luoodles hoping this works!
Subject: Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
The Star Trek Version
Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken had gone before.
Scotty: Because she couldna take much morrrrrre.
Bones: I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist!
Uhura: Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir?
Chekov: It must have been on its way to assist in saving my life for the billionth time... did I scream again?
Khan: With my last breath I spit at the chicken...
Spock: Fascinating, Captain.
Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock!
In reply to: Lady C 's message, "Back on topic.......to fine the goose that laid the golden egg" on 09:44:18 03/16/07 Fri


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[> [> [> [> [> Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?...To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. -- PB, 16:27:12 03/19/07 Mon [1]


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[> [> [> [> [> [> That one and the Khoan spitting at the chicken are my favorites..I hit send too soon -- PB, 16:28:43 03/19/07 Mon [1]


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> I like the Chekov one. Too funny. -- Luoodles waving to near lift off to Philbert. So... what new animals has your daughter brought home of late????, 20:28:53 03/19/07 Mon [1]


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Pets... -- PB, 20:51:19 03/25/07 Sun [1]

She adopted a Siamese cat after they did surgery on him for a urinary blockage. She still has her emotionally needy cat.

She's fostering an Italian Greyhound. She has an American Boxer (like Chase/Micheal J Fox on Disney's Homeward Bound movie) whom she would like to give away. Do you need another big dog? Please please
She has rabbits and a lizard. All these are rescues of some sort. She gave away her birds. Too many animals. Luckily, she is not living in our house.
We, on the other hand are more reasonable in our pet acquisitions, and have a Sheltie and 3 cats.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> No no no no no n o no more dogs! No no no no no! LOL! I'm trying to find homes for TWO now. Not mine, I'm just the go between. I have an English Cocker and a St. Bernard mix w/ emotional issues. LOL! Both need to go to single doggie homes where they can get lots of one on one. I've baby sat these dogs often and they really are wonderful. Just.. not quite.. ummm.... there. LOL! The cocker doesn't like children, the St. Bernard HAS SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS. I'm not kidding. Really. I could right a book on this dog alone. I will be baby sitting him.. and folks will come by..and he'll bark at them and really try to get my attention. INTRUDERS!! Intruders! Look There HERE! In the HOUSE! Bark bark bark bark bark. Then he decides they're just more people and lays down and takes a nap. 5 minutes later, he wakes up. Looks at the SAME people.. and goes bonkers! There's PEOPEL! In the HOUSE! Alarm! Alarm! and then he sleeps some more.. and repeats about 40 times. -- Luoodles, 21:04:43 03/28/07 Wed [1]


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[> [> [> [> [> House: "Because thats what chickens do.... just like patients lie..." -- Aria, 15:25:39 03/25/07 Sun [1]


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[> [> [> [> [> [> oops and incase anyone else didn't realize what I didn't clarify (brainless today - just returned from vacation) that was the House MD version... -- Aria, 15:26:25 03/25/07 Sun [1]


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> I really like that show! He is so brilliant and so self destructive. -- PB, 20:56:57 03/25/07 Sun [1]


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