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Date Posted: 20:48:13 09/03/06 Sun
Author: Lady C
Subject: For Lu....and anyone else who wants a good laugh

Chicken in the Library

A chicken enters a library, walks up to the librarian and says "Book book"

The librarian hands the chicken two books, which it tucks under its wing and leaves the library.

A few minutes later, the chicken re-enters the library, walks up to the desk, hefts the two books onto the counter and says to the librarian "Book book".

The librarian is puzzled, but nonetheless replaces the two books with two more books, which the chicken tucks under its wing, and leaves the library...

A few more minutes pass, and the chicken reappears with the two books. It places them on the counter, looks earnestly up at the librarian and says "Book book?"

Perplexed, librarian gives the chicken two more books, and the chicken once again leaves the library. However, by now the librarian is so overcome with curiosity that she hurries out of the building just in time to see the chicken disappear into the woods across the street. She follows the chicken a short ways through the woods until it arrives at a small pond at the edge of a swamp, where a large frog is sitting on stump.

The chicken presents the books to the frog, who looks at them closely and says "Reddit Reddit".

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[> LOL! I went thru this whole joke to tell this to my family.. finally got to the end.. and forgot the punch line! By the time I remembered it had sort of lost its puch. Sigh. I am the WORST joke teller! LOL! -- Luoodles, 18:54:22 09/04/06 Mon [1]


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