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isn't it lovely when family members send you this kinda stuff!!!??!!!

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Date Posted: 13:00:34 08/22/05 Mon
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MARRIAGES

"Some marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning."

"Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the number that re-enlist." - James Garner

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." - Benjamin Franklin

"Don't assume that every sad-eyed woman has loved and lost - she may have got him."

"A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions he can answer." - Ronald Colman

"Before marriage the three little words are 'I love you', after marriage they are, 'let's eat out'."

"By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates ( i like that one )

"A diplomatic husband said to his wife, how do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?'" LOL! if ya can't dazzle them with brilliance, try to baffle them with bullshit.

"It takes a smart spouse to have the last word and not use it."

"Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." - Arthur Baer LOL!!!!

"The most difficult years are those following the wedding."

"Marriage is like twirling a baton, handsprings or eating with chopsticks. Looks easy until ya try it."

"Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales." LOL!

"There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage."

"In hollywood all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems." - Shelly Winters

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