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>Hillary Says 8-Year-Old Bosnian Girl Was Actually a >Sniper & the Bouquet of Flowers Hid a Semiautomatic >Weapon! > >Accused in recent days of embellishing her story of a >brush with sniper fire in Bosnia, Democratic >presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today said >“don’t be fooled” by photos showing her being greeted >at the airport by a pony-tailed 8-year-old Bosnian >girl with a bouquet of flowers. > >“That was no little girl,” Sen. Clinton told reporters >in Gary, Indiana. “That was a covert ops midget >sniper.” > >The New York senator said that moments after the >“so-called little girl” presented her with the >flowers, she revealed what the bouquet had been >hiding: “a tiny semi-automatic weapon.” > >“Fortunately, I had the presence of mind to use some >of the Tae Kwon Do techniques I had learned in >preparation for the Northern Ireland peace talks,” she >said. > >Defending his wife against charges that she had yet >again fabricated her exploits while First Lady, former >President Bill Clinton told CNN’s John King that >“Democratic voters have a clear choice this election: >do they want a liar or a plagiarist?” > >“Hillary tells some real whoppers, but at least >they’re original,” he said. > > >In response to a question about whether he believes >his wife’s account of the events in Bosnia, Mr. >Clinton said, “All I have to say about that is >Reverend Wright Reverend Wright Reverend Wright >Reverend Wright Reverend Wright.” > >Original News Story at; ><a rel=nofollow target=_blank >href="http://www.borowitzreport.com">http://www.borowit >zreport.com</a>

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