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JESUS SUCKS & YOU KNOW IT - TELL HIS SHEEP HOW YOU FEEL....
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You are sick and need professional help -- Amy, 11:53:10 07/22/03 Tue
You are a pathetic and lonley man. Where is your family while you sit behind your computer and do this? Or do you even have anybody who loves you? I doubt it. You will die alone with nothing to show for your life except your websie. I will pray that God sends exactly where you belong. Someday when you are dying you will regret everything you've done and it will be too late. I don't feel the least bit sorry that you have people after you. You've probably brought it all on yourself. If you would just ignore them but instead you invite yourself to be hurt. You're stupid. And your post to have sex with children is just deplorable. I thought atheists were all pedophiles. Thank you for proving me right, sick bastard.

Say hi to Satan for me because you are going to hell.

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Important Announcement - Please Read! -- Saint Jackanapes, 11:19:35 09/09/04 Thu
Thank you for coming to my forums.

I would like to announce that I am homosexual and that Mel Gibson is my dream guy.

He's so good looking, he was voted sexiest man once in People Magazine. Oh...oh my god...just looking at his picture makes me so hot and bothered. Oh god I just can't stand it. I need to fuck his bubble butt. I need it. I want to do things to it. I wanna ram something in it. I want to build a house in it and live there.

Oh god I'm so hot and naked now. Mel if you're reading this...I love you. I've ALWAYS loved you. Sure I'm just a skinny ugly as fuck nerd shmuck that's 47 years old and has never been laid EVER...BUT I can you suck your dick so good. I'll give you the best hummer you've ever had. If you're reading this, please email me. Also, please tell Arnold I want to suck him off too.

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Update your fucking website -- Halah, 04:39:47 01/13/04 Tue
Jesus Christ, Halah.ws has been dead for over two years. Update that shit with the new info.

But you know I love you, snookums. *Smooches*

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- Re: Update your fucking website -- St. Jackanapes, 00:28:45 01/20/04 Tue
- Re: Update your fucking website -- Mel Gibson, 11:11:44 09/09/04 Thu
THIS SITE... -- FLAME OF GLORY, 14:06:15 02/25/04 Wed
THIS SITE ROX! NEEDS UPDATING...

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- Re: THIS SITE... -- St. Jackanapes, 02:38:47 03/21/04 Sun
Why it's Sackreligious! -- Peanuts, 00:25:09 09/18/03 Thu

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This is the stupidest website on the internet -- Thomas, 21:16:37 12/14/02 Sat
Uh, hey there. This is the dumbest, gayest website i've ever been. whew, what a fag you are. you might as well call it "Hi I am Saint Jackanapes and I am the gayest person in the known universe." What is the point of your website? I don't even know who these people are that you hate. I am an atheist and i still don't understand it. who fucking cares? you need to join the military to get your ass kicked. I bet two days into it you suck big black military cock ha-ha.

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- Re: This is the stupidest website on the internet -- St. Jackanapes, 05:29:30 12/18/02 Wed
- Re: This is the stupidest website on the internet -- The Scarlet Pumpernickel, 23:03:32 12/18/02 Wed
- gay bastards -- not telling you, 06:15:57 04/11/03 Fri
- Re: This is the stupidest website on the internet -- Bulemia is Phat, 15:53:21 05/15/03 Thu
  - Re: This is the stupidest website on the internet -- St. Jackanapes, 23:38:54 05/18/03 Sun
- Re: This is the stupidest website on the internet -- James, 02:56:40 07/20/03 Sun
- daf -- sfsfs, 19:07:34 08/03/03 Sun
  - Re: daf -- St. Jackanapes of Columbus Ohio, 00:21:34 09/03/03 Wed
she'ôl sucks and THEN you die -- HimWithin, 10:18:36 06/15/02 Sat
she'ôl (also called Hell in some translations of the scripture) is the abode of the dead. The dead are said to be "sleeping" untill the "final trumpet" at which time all will rise to the "great white throne" from whence all men shall be judged. Those found in the "book of life", will be with Him eternally, and those found to be against him, will be cast into the "lake of fire" along with death and hell. This is figurative, for the pain and anguish the soul will feel as they are forever seperated from that Spirit which they denied. The lake of fire means utter destruction, eternal destruction, total seperation. Death will be seperated from Him, as will Hell, as will those who have chosen to deny Him. This is the second and final death. Those who are born twice will only die once. The physical death. The Spirit however is alive, in Jesus Christ, and will never be seperated from Him.

God bless you, St. Jackanapes, and I pray you find His light within yourself, and seek His kingdom. Jesus is alive and still knocking. If you deny Him now in this life, then he will also deny you His Eternal Life, and that's not a good thing.

I hope you think about this.
Your friend,
John Vogel

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- Re: she'ôl sucks and THEN you die -- St. Jackanapes, 16:28:27 07/01/02 Mon
  - Re: she'ôl sucks and THEN you die -- Kruse, 19:27:59 09/09/02 Mon
    - Re: she'ôl sucks and THEN you die -- The Scarlet Pumpernickel, 23:06:10 12/18/02 Wed
    - UNEDUCATED/UNGRATEFUL PILE OF MONKEY SHIT -- Amy, 05:24:10 08/23/03 Sat
"Bring'em on," said the doofus bombastically -- A Alexander Stella, 19:54:09 08/04/03 Mon

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Blop? -- Blop?, 19:28:09 06/12/03 Thu
Blop?

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Bloop! -- Bloop!, 19:25:58 06/12/03 Thu
Bloop!

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hell sucks -- j, 02:05:09 07/13/01 Fri
dude,I hope youre right for your soul's sake.

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- Re: hell sucks -- St. Jackanapes, 05:00:50 07/15/01 Sun
  - you're a dumb ass dude -- BEO, 21:24:36 05/01/02 Wed
    - Re: you're a dumb ass dude -- St. Jackanapes, 02:32:19 05/05/02 Sun
      - wow i dont care -- assman, 07:49:10 05/08/03 Thu
        
        Re: wow i dont care -- St. Jackanapes, 23:41:48 05/18/03 Sun
Who Sucks!!! -- God, 08:14:55 04/06/03 Sun
Bush is DUMB.
Bush is CONTROLLED by two factions,
ZIONIST and OIL COMPANIES.
If you belive anything else you deserve
what you will be getting within the next
few years.

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- Re: Who Sucks!!! -- St. Jackanapes, 03:10:55 04/07/03 Mon
send over -- i+e+d, 10:22:39 04/03/03 Thu
hey jack, how are you ? you should send your graphics to http://www.allhatnocattle.net , Lisa will love it

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If Mr God Had Clear Conscience -- iraandpass, 05:52:46 02/15/03 Sat
IF MR GOD HAD CLEAR CONSCIENCE - Soul teasing chapters from Piddler on the Hoof by S.I. Fishgal - COOLEST BOOK ON HOTTEST TOPICS
The derisive living truth, escapades, eccentricity, idioms, life and death emotionally awake a preschooler in the Red Army's Rearguard during the WW2 and trigger readers' thrills, laughter and bittersweet tears.
http://if-mr-god-had-clear-conscience.8m.com
http://piddler-on-the-hoof.8m.com

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god -- molio, 05:02:18 01/08/03 Wed
I have no idea what this is. I will give millions of pounds to anyone who can enlighten me so i can close these crack heads down. W. Gates

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- Re: god -- St. Jackanapes, 17:24:14 01/20/03 Mon
I am inclined to agree with them. This is lame. -- Wondering Atheist, 11:17:36 12/23/02 Mon
I have to agree that this website is boring. Where is the athiesm content? Just pictures of naked gay Jesus's and gay sex acts. Then all those pages of your anger and rage against these internet people. I don't want to read about vulgarity and hate. If I wanted hate I'd go to a theist website! I want to read about ATHEISM, free thinking, etc. Are you 13? I'm in my 30's and have a Master's degree and so it is hard for me to relate to your childish rants. So I give the saint jackanpes a D rating. Maybe a C for a good "Angey teen Site". But people hoping for more will be disapointed.

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great site ! -- e.m., 02:48:38 05/31/01 Thu
a wonderful site, a must for those who believe but also those who prefer to think by their own :-)

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