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>Jesus Christ, Halah.ws has been dead for over two
>years. Update that shit with the new info.
Aww fuck! I hate updating. Actually, I'd like to build a brand new St. Jackanapes site, and archive the old USENET battles of Yore. Visitors now don't understand them. BUT, since you asked nicely, I'll update this site's links as soon as I get this third computer on-line. Should have the bugs worked out in a couple of days. I've decided that since I'm a Saint, I should have a Trinity of Computers to work Holy Magik with. They'll all be connected to me with my KVM switch, and I shall spread the LORD's BOUNTY among the poor. Stuff like MP3's and Adobe's products that those of us who have taken a vow of poverty cannot afford.
>But you know I love you, snookums. *Smooches*
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>Jesus Christ, Halah.ws has been dead for over two
>years. Update that shit with the new info.
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>But you know I love you, snookums. *Smooches*
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You forget that Saint Jackanapes is quite the busy man in real life. He starts his day bright and early by wanking off to naked George Carlin poster. Then he strolls into Walmart to begin his job stocking groceries at minimum wage. Then by around 7:00 he strolls home. Feeling kind of lonely, he logs onto his computer and tries to intimidate Christian. This is due to the fact that by age 5 he was sexually molested by a Catholic Priest and JUST STILL can't come to terms with the fact that he liked it. Then he wanks off again. Then he goes back on the computer and tries to act like big mean old atheist. He smokes some pot, sobs about how miserable his life is, and then curses successful Christians like Mel Gibson who has it so much better than he does. Then falls to sleep in his own cum and begins his day at Walmart all over again.
Update your fucking website
Re: Update your fucking website -- St. Jackanapes, 00:28:45 01/20/04 Tue 