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Date Posted: 16:51:31 06/30/08 Mon
Author: kaleem (na)
Subject: challenging to all magicians

My name is muhammad kaleem ullah khan. My date of birth is 28/2/1946. I am challenging all the magician in this world. is there any one who can break my magic I am a black magicians no one can beat me in this world .no one can break my magic if some one cast spell to me i will reverse his spell to him I am challenging all magicians cast spell to me and my sons i have there sons mateen , mubeen ,moiz and her mother name is salma if some one cast spell to my sons I will reverse his spell to him i am challenging to all magician to beat me and break my reversal spell .

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[> Re: challenging to all magicians -- St. Jackanapes (amused), 12:27:48 07/19/08 Sat

>My name is muhammad kaleem ullah khan. My date of
>birth is 28/2/1946. I am challenging all the magician
>in this world. is there any one who can break my magic
>I am a black magicians no one can beat me in this
>world .no one can break my magic if some one cast
>spell to me i will reverse his spell to him I am
>challenging all magicians cast spell to me and my sons
>i have there sons mateen , mubeen ,moiz and her mother
>name is salma if some one cast spell to my sons I will
>reverse his spell to him i am challenging to all
>magician to beat me and break my reversal spell .


ALAKAZAM! I jut reversed your spell and put my super secret doble whammy spell on you! Enjoy your incontinence!!

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[> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- kaleem (na), 20:26:01 08/24/08 Sun

you can,t reverse my spell i have king of ghost they give me lots of ghost to my heip if you do any thing about me the king of ghost help me so be care full

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[> [> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- St. Jackanapes, 23:25:46 09/02/08 Tue

>you can,t reverse my spell i have king of ghost they
>give me lots of ghost to my heip if you do any thing
>about me the king of ghost help me so be care full

Ho ho ho! I fear no dead kings, nor their spectral ghosts! I laugh at your army of dead soldiers. Why? Becuase they must have been very lousy fighters - otherwise they'd still be alive!!

When you summon up your "army of ghosts" and tell them to attack me, I will uncover my very large army of mirrors that I will have set up facing them from many angles. When your ghost army sees that they are under attack by several of St. Jacanapes' scary ghost armys, they will run away in complete horror! Your screaming in terror all the way back to their graves, never to pop their ghostly skulls out again no matter what the spell is.. HA HA HA!

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[> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- kaleem (na), 16:21:49 11/23/08 Sun

stop telling me just do it now

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[> [> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- St. Jackanapes (lol), 00:59:33 11/29/08 Sat

>stop telling me just do it now

Ho ho ho! Why are you whining like a baby? MY spell will kick your ass when it's good and ready, and when you least expect it. You're going to look really funny with no penis, kaleem. Real funny!!!

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[> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- kaleem (na), 08:11:16 02/07/09 Sat


ok cast spell to me i will reversed it in 5 or 10 minute i am wating . tell your angles to attack me i am waiting . i wan,t to fight you any time you just attack me . i am ready now do some thing My name is muhammad kaleem ullah khan. My date of
>birth is 28/2/1946 tell your angle do something

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[> [> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- St. Jackanapes (), 03:38:20 02/28/09 Sat

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>ok cast spell to me i will reversed it in 5 or 10
>minute i am wating . tell your angles to attack me i
>am waiting . i wan,t to fight you any time you just
>attack me . i am ready now do some thing My name is
>muhammad kaleem ullah khan. My date of
>>birth is 28/2/1946 tell your angle do something

Ha ha! Now I have you Mr. Muhammad Kaleem Ullah Khan born 2/28/1946! Ha ha! BTW, what kind of a name is Ullah anyways? It sounds like an Arabic girly-boy name. Not only am I sending you my Angels, but since you asked specifically for him, I'm going to send my most powerful spell spektor: The Angle of the Dangle!

Right now I am powering up my spektral forces to search out your wimpy magician's soul - and your uncle's soul and capture them *both* - They will bring your essences to me so I can cork them up in a very special bottle that I will keep next to my monitor - HA HA HA!

I begin! Om lingalingalinalinga - kilikili - avada kedavra...

- my angles tell me that you have three sons - Mateen, Mubeen, Mmoiz and their mother is Salma. See - already I am having great powers over you - I shall place a fantastical bewitching curse upon Salma - She will stop caring for your three brats and start spending her grocery money on crack & lottery tickets! Your children's feets & faces will go unwashed!

Densaugeo on the teeth of your three spawn!

As for you, you are a washed up second rate magician, so I have concocted a special curse to deal with you...

Expelliarmus Expulso!

Now it is I who is waiting for YOU to undo my curses!

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[> [> [> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- kaleem (good), 13:07:04 08/27/09 Thu

i am billionaire if you beat me i will give you prize 10000$ us dollar just beat i am still doing magic spell and i am still doing magic and reversing if you have gots then beat me its challenge

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[> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- kaleem (good), 12:15:38 03/05/09 Thu

hahahaha i am still standing your angle did not heart me i have lots of ghost your angle did not comes in my office to haram me and my sons and my wife . stupid i am a big magicina thats why i challenge all over the world . no one can beat me in this whole world i am a king . if you wan,t fight me i say come on do it .my ghost save me , my son and my wife , the automatically casting and reversing spell who they wan,t to haram me .i no needed to work harad . my security works to me hahahah you suck

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[> Re: challenging to all magicians -- kaleem (good), 16:53:41 02/04/09 Wed

i say just do it i am waiting my forces is ready to fight you and ready to reverse your all magical spell cast some spell to me and my kids son you will se your spell is reversing i ordered my all ghost they reverse all magical spell to me and my son i say to you common

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[> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- St. Jackanapes (snickering), 04:03:10 02/28/09 Sat

>i say just do it i am waiting my forces is ready to
>fight you and ready to reverse your all magical spell
>cast some spell to me and my kids son you will se your
>spell is reversing i ordered my all ghost they reverse
>all magical spell to me and my son i say to you common

Me me ne kesu, weh-weh nyama...I own you Muhammad Kaleem Ullah Khan.

And I'll tell you why you have such hideous English grammar skills - because of my powerful black magik! My ghosts fly to you and mess with your fingers as you type. No one can best my Tantric sublimation rituals - you have no idea who you have challenged to a battle of Magiks! Ha ha ha!

Just you remember: Me me ne kesu, weh-weh nyama!

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[> [> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- Uv, 10:25:33 03/01/09 Sun

MeccaLecca High, Mecca Heiny Hole.

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[> [> [> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- The Great Magician Jackanapes (laughing hysterically), 03:37:15 03/02/09 Mon

>MeccaLecca High, Mecca Heiny Hole.

I think that the fake magician Kaleem likes to spend his days looking at little boy porn while using his magic wand to probe the insides of his very own hairy heiny hole!

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: challenging to all magicians -- Hermione (i can has ghost?), 11:23:29 03/02/09 Mon

>>MeccaLecca High, Mecca Heiny Hole.
>
>I think that the fake magician Kaleem likes to spend
>his days looking at little boy porn while using his
>magic wand to probe the insides of his very own hairy
>heiny hole!

Maybe all his ghosts are reversing inside his ass.
Hey Kaleem, is that why you can't spell or type? Your ghosts are reversing your messages? Can't control them, can you? boomalacka-lacka-lacka! Your ass is mine!

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[> Re: challenging to all magicians -- Hermione (ROFL), 08:11:33 02/28/09 Sat

If you're such a powerful magician, how come your kids have such stupid names? I bet they're ugly, too, with big buck teeth and eyebrows that meet in the middle.

And --1946? Aren't you a little old for this shit, jerkface? I'd blast you to hell and gone but I'm afraid it would up the cost of Medicare.

If you're so powerful, do something about the economy.

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