| Subject: Meemaw's Greatest Hits |
Author: Penguin [Edit]
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Date Posted: 12:32:56 10/29/09 Thu
I think I speak for us all when I say I will miss Meemaw's presence on the board - most notably her humor. To honor her acerbic wit and unmatched ability to send vodka infused drinks shooting through every orifice of my body, I'd like to dedicate this post to Meemaw's Greatest Hits. Share your choices for Meemaw's best one-liners... those classic quips that made you pee a little.
My choice: Her Traumatic Review of Miss USA 2005 is one that I read again and again. So many laugh out loud moments in this opus, but the one line that gave me the best ab workout ever is the following:
"All the menfolk covered their crotches again as Brenda worked the stage like no one had done before her..... Pennsylvania's gown is the worst kind of trash, but Brenda's presentation elevated it to not only acceptable but sensational. Yes folks, Brenda made even this old lady pop a boner."
Thanks for the laughs Meems. By the way, you owe me 17 pairs of new underwear. XOXOXO!
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- Such a great post - I can't remember EXACT wording, but I would say that ANY of her Kristi Glakas journal entries are my favorite (and note that they all ended with "!!!!!!!!!!!!1"). All of her Miss USA reviews, her undying affection for red dresses and Lauren Lanning, and any time she says "howdy doodies" which makes me want to spew whatever I'm drinking. (NT) -- 2 Cents, 12:56:21 10/29/09 Thu
- OMG - I forgot about those. Meemaw PLEASE post the Kristi journal entries on the website, so we can have them forever. I'm sure my vote would change after re-reading these!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (NT) -- Penguin, 13:05:56 10/29/09 Thu
- Okay, here you go! Excerpts from Kristi's Diary, pt. 1... -- Meemaw, 22:51:33 10/29/09 Thu
- Excerpts from Kristi's Diary, pt. 2... -- Meemaw, 22:53:37 10/29/09 Thu
- Excerpts from Kristi's Diary, pt. 3... -- Meemaw, 22:54:58 10/29/09 Thu
- Excerpts from Kristi's Diary, pt. 4... -- Meemaw, 22:56:20 10/29/09 Thu
- Excerpts from Kristi's Diary, pt. 5... -- Meemaw, 22:57:51 10/29/09 Thu
- The funniest thing Meemaw ever did, in my eyes, was become Stepford Meemaw during her final days at USB leading up to Miss USA 2006. People were attacking her for her opinions, so she just started posting robotic, positive comments. It came to a hilarious climax when she posted a picture of Miss Montana, wearing the much-maligned Shandi gown with the caption "Miss Montana USA looks lovely in her evening gown. As do all of the other contestants." I still laugh about that almost four years later. (NT) -- old school fan, 13:01:55 10/29/09 Thu
- With no explanation.........."PISS". Meems rules!!!!!!!!!!!! (NT) -- Has posted as , No Name, Smile Pretty, and MVO fan., 13:27:52 10/29/09 Thu
- You beat me to the punch Penguin. I was just getting ready to start a post on this very subject! Mine will forever be her review of the 1996 Miss USA pageant. Meemaw’s description of Holly Roehl’s descent down the staircase and the leg position of Danielle Boatwright with her final SS pose actually did make me pee my pants and chicken culets, along with ‘she ruined my life’ are now part of my vocabulary! I could go on and on……… (NT) -- GMAN, 13:31:44 10/29/09 Thu
- "poop in a cup" and contantly taking her top off . . . (NT) -- homie, 14:27:23 10/29/09 Thu
- "Charlene Dallas was robbed." (NT) -- Wayne, 15:18:18 10/29/09 Thu
- I loved the Kristi journals - just thinking about them makes me laugh. (NT) -- Aida, 15:21:04 10/29/09 Thu
- ANything written about the Glak was classic! (NT) -- :), 16:13:01 10/29/09 Thu
- There are many--but I vaguely remember laughing hard, Meems mentioning Katy Johnson as a "Human Cockatoo" many moons ago--I had a laugh from her phrasing from that .. Also the "Raining Frogs" poem during Miss Universe 2 years ago...I also had a laugh and a learning lesson at Meemaw's phraseology on time of the phrase'photogenic not telegenic". (NT) -- Howard, 17:10:26 10/29/09 Thu
- 3 simple words... "strongly worded letter" (NT) --
MissMerlin, 17:33:53 10/29/09 Thu
- Liek I said before, this years review of MU09 was off the hook. I was howling at all the BWADIA BJORDAN references. I rewatched the pageant and laughed even louder! Thanks Meemaw! (NT) -- Qban, 21:06:25 10/29/09 Thu
- Oh my goodness, THANK YOU! It's like being at your own wake and getting to see everyone's tributes... to a completely derranged woman! (NT) -- Meemaw, 21:16:47 10/29/09 Thu
- Meemaw, it was a long time ago so my memory is not quite clear, but did you ever tell the story of how you came to call them howdy doodies? My brain keeps telling me that it was hysterically funny, but I can't remember details. Would you mind giving us a recap, so that our memories are more clear and we can laugh despite your absence? (NT) -- Miss Princess, 21:54:03 10/29/09 Thu
- My best memories are "Leila Shuster was Robbed" and Mindy Duncan's "Trail of Tears..." (NT) -- NC Pageant Fan, 22:26:22 10/29/09 Thu
- I will NEVER be able to look at another RED EVENING GOWN AGAIN as long as I live without thinking of Meemaw would be throwing things at them on the stage! LOL I actually now try to get my girls to NOT wear red. Sad but true! (NT) --
TXPAGEANTGUY, 22:48:39 10/29/09 Thu
- Let's see:I remember when Meemaw said not too long a go about a girl coming out onstage chewing gum and I about fainted thinking of the sight of that;when LaLa won MIss TX I remember a picture posted of LaLa's face superimposed onto a witch(with flames in the background-I think that is my earliest Meemaw memory);her strongly worded letter to Carrie Prejean. (NT) -- Andres, 23:43:13 10/29/09 Thu
- I love it when Meemaw says " bless her heart" about someone's gown, swimsuit or styling; because you know its going to be bad and something not to miss..... (NT) -- dessertdeb, 03:31:01 10/30/09 Fri
- My favorite quote also came from 2005 review: Something to the effect of "and introducting the weight watchers top 5" (NT) -- Pageantnut, 04:11:02 10/30/09 Fri
- Well, of course Meemaw has delivered numerous bursts of laughter over the years... the Miss USA 2005 review is a classic... the Kristi diaries always had me choking because they were only such SLIGHT exaggerations from reality.... but, one moment I remember being caught so offguard about a comment Meemaw made was when Tiffany Fallon posed for Playboy. Meemaw made a remark about how she hoped she was happy with herself now that men in trailers all over the country would be ogling her with a beer can in one hand and their hahas in the other! I thought I was going to hyperventilate. It just came out of the blue after I was expecting a more serious tirade against posing nude. (NT) -- BamaMan, 04:54:31 10/30/09 Fri
- My favorite was a review of USA 2003 when she referred to some poor child's gown as looking like "Miss Ellen's portiers"!! Being from the South, that one really cracked me up! (NT) -- Queenmum, 11:49:19 10/30/09 Fri
- "The Beast" from Miss USA 2005....."the voice of god" from Miss Universe 2000. :-) (NT) -- HIM, 12:42:56 10/30/09 Fri
- Another one I just remembered: "Bitch in Pepto Bismol a nasty surprise." (NT) -- old school fan, 08:57:50 10/31/09 Sat
- Remember when Meems offered to wash Tami Farrell? Howdie doodies, chicken cutlets (please keep them tucked in), Dirty pillows, Lavianos (lots of boobies on PC), and DON'T say "cocktail" dress in chat! (NT) -- webby - the PacNW gal!, 13:03:56 10/31/09 Sat
- I don't think I was around for the Kristi diaries but that was HILARIOUS! OMG! and I just read the 2005 review again, priceless....I love you Meems! (NT) --
Elin, 07:22:11 11/01/09 Sun
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