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Subject: katawa anay kita kuman...!


Author:
Kim (ayay..!)
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Date Posted: 22:17:48 08/16/07 Thu
Author Host/IP: NoHost/203.84.174.194



" Asawa" 1st year masaya.
After 5 years tanggalin ang A "sawa na".
after 10 years tanggalin ang S"awa na lang".
Sa susunod na taon tanggalin mong A "wa na!"

Pag Americano umutot: EXCUSE ME!
Pag British naman: PARDON ME!
Pag Espanol: EXCUSAR POR QUE UTUTAR!
Pag Pinoy: Di ako yun! Mamatay na ang umutot

MRS: sa palagay mo, mahal, ilang taon na ako?
MR : kung titignan kita sa buhok 18 ka lang; kung
nakatalikod 16 lang, kung sa kutis 22 lang. Bale
total ay 56 sweetheart.

NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang
bilangin?
ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko
minsan sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya
ko."

Letter to OFW dad:
"Luv, tnx sa padala mo, hapi c nene kasi tobleron ang
baon
sa skul. ung nike suot na ni jr. next tym wag ka na
padala
NIVEA MILK. di nila type pait daw, ako tuloy ang
umubos."

SWEETHEARTS WATCHIN' DA SKY...
GUY: ano ang horoscope mo?
GIRL: anong huruskup?
GUY: yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER.
GIRL: ah, sa akin ALMURANAS!

DONYA MIMI: bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na ang
almusal dito ay alasais empuntu!
MAID: walang problema donya. kung tulog pa ako
sa oras na yun, mauna na kayong mag almusal!

IDD call from US:
HUSBAND: hon musta ang tindahan?
WIFE: department store na!
HUSBAND: ang tuba-an?
WIFE: KTV bar na!
HUSBAND: and mga tricy-kad?
WIFE: taxi na!
HUSBAND: ang dalawa kong anak?
WIFE: LIMA na!


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