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Subject: etO mas koneks!!!


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Date Posted: 01:15:26 09/20/07 Thu
Author Host/IP: NoHost/202.78.91.181

Use the word devastation:

I wait for the bus at devastation.

PAUL, PAUL, PAUL, PAUL, PAUL - Paul, be carepaul; you might paul in the
swimming paul and make a paul of yourself.

Different prayers of single women...
At Age 15: Lord, give me SuperMAN.
At Age 18: Lord, give me a cute MAN.
At Age 20: Lord, give me the best MAN.
At Age 30: Lord, give me a good MAN.
At Age 40: Lord, give me a MAN.
At Age 50: Lord, give me sinoMAN.
At Age 60: Lord, maawa ka naMAN.
At Age 70: Lord, kaya ko pa naMAN.
At Age 80: Lord, kahit hipo MAN lang.

wong gramar?
BOY: Hayop ka! Ginawa mo ko tautauhan sa sakahan. Pero sahod ko hindi tumaas! Kung mamatay ako sinong magpapakain ng pamilya ko, ikaw?

AMO: inglisin mo para taasan ko sahod mo!

BOY: Animal YoU! Man man me in the farm, my salari did not climb! If i die, who will eat my family? you?

Nananawagan
HOST: ilan taon na kayo, lola? mananawagan ba kau?
LOLA: opo, 98 na po.
HOST: wow, tanda nyo na pala, cge manawagan na ho kau.
LOLA: ate! umuwi ka na, di na galit si mommy sayo!

Hey Joe
may isang kano
na naglalakad,
nakita ni Juan
na bukas ang bag ng Kano..

JUAN: Pedro sabihin mo dun sa kano na bukas ang bag nya!

PEDRO: Hey Joe! your bag is tomorrow!

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