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Subject: Lightbulb jokes - Trump, Sanders, Hillary


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Date Posted: Sun March 06, 2016 02:58:14

How many Trump supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three
One to hold the ladder
One to change the bulb
One to send the bill to Mexico

How many Sanders supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three
One to call the government to send someone to do it
One to watch a government employee do it
One to ask the government employee to leave free spare bulbs for the rest of the house

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
Three
One to make sure Hillary is out of the house
One to erase the email sent to Hillary asking that the light bulb be changed
One to get Bill to install the new light bulb because he does all the screwing in the Clinton family

Oh wait, these are not jokes. These are true statements!



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