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>MONEYS TIGHT TIMES ARE HARD SO HERES YA FUCKIN XMAS >CARD > > >TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE XMAS >AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE >EVERYONE FELT SHITTY >EVEN THE MOUSE > >MUM AT THE WHOREHOUSE >AND DAD SMOKIN GRASS >I'D JUST SETTLED DOWN >FOR A NICE PEICE OF ASS > >WHEN OUT ON THE LAWN >I HEARD SUCH A CLATTER >I SPRUNG FROM MY PLACE >TO SEE WHAT WAS THE MATTER > >THEN OUT ON THE LAWN >I SAW A BIG DICK >I KNEW STRAIGHT AWAY >IT MUST BE SAINT NICK > >HE CAME DOWN THE CHIMNEY >LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL >I KNEW STRAIGHT AWAY >THE FUCKER HAD FELL > >HE FILLED OUR STOCKINGS >WITH WEED AND BEER >AND A BIG RUBBER DICK >FOR MY BROTHER THE QUEER > >HE ROSE UP THE CHIMNEY >WITH A THUNDEROUS FART >THE SON OF A BITCH >BLEW THE CHIMNEY APART > >HE SWORE AND HE CURSED >AS HE RODE OUT OF SIGHT...... >FUCK YOU ALL !! HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT...... > >MERRY XMAS TO EVERYONE FROM TREAKLE HQ

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