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Date Posted: 08:20:36 07/05/09 Sun
Author: Squeeze the Midgets
Subject: Mr. Midget Wrecks another Republican

When Sarah Palin received word that Mr. Midget would be endorsing her, she lost control of her bladder and her bowels.

Through the hissing, gurgling and sounds of urine and feces hiiting the floor, she could be heard moaning, "No, GOD! Please! Not the Midget! Please, please God! Not the Midget. What act have I committed to be stricken with the CURSE OF THE MIDGET? What must I do to rid my life of him?" To which God replied, "Resign yourself." We know the rest.

God is obviously a Democrat.

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[> Re: Mr. Midget Wrecks another Republican -- No name, 04:44:03 07/10/09 Fri [1]

LOOKS LIKE THE MIDGET LOVER IS AT IT AGAIN. WHAT'S THE MATTER DID HE TURN DOWN YOUR ADVANCES.

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[> Re: Mr. Midget Wrecks another Republican -- Sarah, 16:46:20 07/30/09 Thu [1]

Thanks bunches Harry. Life was good until you aired your support for my candidacy. Poof! Faster than the burst of the housing bubble, my approval ratings went to ZERO! You hose job. Don't you ever speak my name again. You hear?

And get that mouth hiss of yours fixed. You sound like a snake.

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