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Date Posted: 06:51:20 05/10/01 Thu
Author: sid
Subject: b4 death, sid is consecrated by monk sweat
In reply to: sid 's message, "That Thing You Do A Do A Do A Do A Do A Do" on 13:12:34 05/06/01 Sun

At one of my favorite message boards, Top Of The Charts, a favorite because I can run amok like the little delinquent that I am, the question was raised....just who would play the monks for this movie thingy? Well, here's one up-all-night, caffeine-induced scenario:


Unfortunately Hollywood would @#%$ up and cast N'Sync to play the Monks thus ruining the movie for us true fans, but not for the hordes of screaming teenage girl fans of N'Sync who would then become obsessed with all things that are Monk, and snapping up the reissued Black Monk Time, which would become the greatest selling album of all time!

And just imagine Justin Timberlake and Lance Bass with tonsures! It would spark a craze in middle schools across the nation, among girls!, and thus be banned by school boards and preached against by pastors and priests! Imagine the Monks condemned! How ironic would that be?

Of course N'Sync wouldn't be able to play their instruments and would have to have stand-ins for the close-ups. This would be hotly denied by all, but a video shot by a grip would hit the internet and become the most visited site since Pam and Tommy Lee's "home movie". Controversy all around, with the original Monks forced to dis N'Sync for being phonys, and thus popping the balloon!

But low and behold, all this trouble sparks a demand for the original Monks to show that they can really play, and play they do, reuniting for a cross-country tour of packed houses and sold-out shows! sid finally gets to see his idols, and meet up with iggy at a gig in Pigeon Forge, KY. But alas, sid can't keep up the iggy's consumption of "shine" and dies of alcohol poisoning. But not before touching Eddie's bass in one last primal lunge!


Just a thought. It could happen, right?

To read other's whacked and twisted musings and such, drop in at Top Of The Charts. Post a few of your own while you're there.

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