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>A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each >other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he >would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's >eggs for breakfast. > > >One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen >had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was >about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick >up the egg. > > >The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him >that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. >The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on >his property. They argued for a while until finally >the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve >disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the >testicles and time how long it takes for you to get >back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time >how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up >quicker wins the egg." > >The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put >on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a >few steps back, then ran towards the Englishman and >kicked him as hard as he could in the testicles. The >Englishman fell to the floor clutching his groin, >howling in agony for 30 minutes. > >Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's >my turn to kick you." > >The Scotsman smiled and said, >"Ye can keep the damn egg!!"
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