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Date Posted: 01:17:00 05/27/04 Thu
Author: Stevan Hogg
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Scottish/English Car Crash
In reply to: Stevan Hogg 's message, "Re: Scottish Jokes" on 12:43:09 05/25/04 Tue

Scottish/English Car Crash

An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark road.
Both are driving too fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims,'' may the Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Englishman then tips the bottle and gulps half of the bottle down.
Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."

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>Scottish/English Car Crash > >An Englishman and a Scotsman are driving head on , at >night, on a twisty, dark road. >Both are driving too fast for the conditions and >collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement >of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are >both destroyed. >In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside >their dislike for the other from that moment on. >At this point, the Scotsman goes to the boot and >fetches a 12 year old bottle of sherry. He hands the >bottle to the Englishman, whom exclaims,'' may the >Scots and the English live together forever, in peace, >and harmony.'' The Englishman then tips the bottle and >gulps half of the bottle down. >Still flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to >hand the bottle to the Scotsman, whom replies: '' no >thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here."
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