Wee Hughie And The Growler -- The Black Watch

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Date Posted: 11:50:27 05/28/04 Fri
Author: Stevan Hogg
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Wee Hughie And The Growler
In reply to: Stevan Hogg 's message, "Scottish Jokes" on 06:04:12 05/15/04 Sat

Wee Hughie is sitting on a train across from a
busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and
inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?"

"Yes, I'm sorry," says Wee Hughie and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.

Wee Hughie, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.

"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Wee Hughie stares in amazement as the growler winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat. Wee Hughie moves over
and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, Wee Hughie replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"

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Re: Scottish Jokes -- Stevan Hogg, 06:17:32 06/08/04 Tue

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> >Wee Hughie is sitting on a train across from a >busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. > >Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at >the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she >has gone without underwear. > >The blonde realises he is staring and >inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?" > >"Yes, I'm sorry," says Wee Hughie and promises to >avert his eyes. > >"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very >talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." > >Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss. > >Wee Hughie, who is completely absorbed, inquires what >else the growler can do. > >"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Wee Hughie >stares in amazement as the growler winks at him. > >"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting >the seat. Wee Hughie moves over >and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of >fingers in?" > >Stunned, Wee Hughie replies, "Good grief! Can it >whistle, too?"
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