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>Wounded American > >A wounded American soldier in a battlefield hospital >in Iraq tells the nurse: "How I wish I could kiss the >American flag if I am going to die!" > >Nurse, extremely touched by the soldier's patriotism: >"Actually, I have the American flag tattooed on my >bottom. You may kiss my ass, if you don't mind it." > >Soldier: "Of course I wouldn't mind it. Thank you for >fulfilling my last wish as a patriot American." > >The nurse took off her panties and the soldier kissed >the flag. > >Soldier: "Thank you, nurse. Would you be so kind as to >turn around so that I could kiss Bush too?"
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