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Date Posted: 04:37:06 05/30/10 Sun
Author: Joel, Kyle, Sean, Cody and Luke
Subject: I'll Bet My Butt My Favorite Driver Wins Indy 500-5-30-2010

Sunday, 5-30-2010 - 94th Indy Race

For the first time us five dudes will Bet My Butt my favorite driver will win the Indy 500 Car Race today, Sun.,5-30-2010, if my driver wins I get to give 5 whacks to the bare butt of each of the losers with a wooden paddle with drilled holes.

Betting are:

(Cody) - Helio Castroneves has won three Indy 500's and is due to join drivers of Four Wins at Indy! So I hope his pole-sitting avantage helps him out!

(Luke)- Scott Dixon is my pick. He's got a cool looking car this year, keeps cool while driving and will be cool looking in the winners circle!

(Kyle) - Danica Partrick is my pick. She's cute, looks sexy in her drivers uniform and has a great looking butt that will look great when presented the winners trophy!

(Sean) - I'm going with Graham Rahal to win! Knows how to get in and out of heavy traffic and streak down the straight away to win!

(Joel) - I like Marco Andretti, he's got the savy to win, has it in his blood to win Indy 500 because of his family name and he's got a cool first name! Sounds athletic to me!

If neither of the above picked drivers win first place in the Indy 500, the driver who finishes above the rest will allow the person who bet on him to win this bet and give each of the losers 5 swats on their bare butt!

None of the above dudes who picked drivers have ever bet their butt on a driver to win the Indy 500 Race.

So...Lady and Gentlemen....START YOUR ENGINES...and may the best driver win the Indy 500 and save the butt of the dude who bet on them!

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Re: I'll Bet My Butt My Favorite Driver Wins Indy 500-5-30-2010 -- Joel, Kyle, Sean,Cody and Luke, 06:33:26 06/02/10 Wed