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Date Posted: 05:50:31 03/29/10 Mon
Author: Zack to Joel
Subject: Re: Joel-April 1, 2009-First ed/Should He Celebrate/Remember
In reply to: Spencer to Joel 's message, "Re: Joel-April 1, 2009-First ed/Should He Celebrate/Remember" on 05:32:28 03/29/10 Mon


Hey Joel,

You are getting some sound advice, Dude!

You don't need to take your best buddy Kyle's suggestion that you "celebrate" getting your ass paddled by the principal to remember your first paddling of life back on April 1, 2009!

Hey dude, you have been doing a good job for a whole year NOT getting into trouble at school that you need to do it again to get your ass paddled! You should be congratulated!

As for myself or my best bud Spencer, we've made a few trips to see Mr. Principal when we screwed up to have our asses paddled by him, and then later at home have a "meeting" with our dad and he then paddled our ass again, but not like the principal did with us wearing jeans but, having our ass bare so the paddle got right to the seat of the trouble and leave a nice sore, red GLOW to it!

So Joel, keep your ass COOL!

If you think you need to celebrate the anniversary, figure out another way, but DON'T earn you an ass paddling at school! You do, dude, you know NOW your dad will NOT hesitate to paddle your ass bare, even if it is an athletic ass and some people think its "tough enough" to take it. Your ass isn't anything different then any other dudes, except its size and no matter what size a paddle is a paddle and will HEAT that ass up and uncomfortable for awhile and I'm sure you will agree there is NO CELEBRATION in that-right!

So keep your ass COOL and WHITE, dude!

If Kyle is big on "visiting" the principal office, let him volunteer his ass for the principal to paddle on April 1!

But, go ahead and remember April l when you got your first paddling and for sure "became one of the boys'" like people have told you!

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