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Date Posted: 06:05:09 10/17/09 Sat
Author: Joel
Subject: Football Jocks Bet/Loss/Spank Club Game 8

The following are members of a varsity high school football team who have bet their butts to help secure a winning season for their high school.
We are willing to put our butts on the line to win, but if along the way we make a mistake(s) each player is willing to take one swat for each mistake(s) on their bare butt with a paddle for fumbles, not blocking, causing penalties, not tackling, not knowing plays, etc.
If a team loss occurs the difference in score in a loss will result in each player to have one swat for each point lost applied to their bare butt for punishment.
The players who agree to be part of this special club are: Sean-quarterback, Joel-offensive end, Luke-offensive end, Darrell-offensive running back, John-offensive half-back, Kyle-defensive tackle, Dustin-defensive tackle, Jason-defensive middle linebacker, and Matt-offensive and defensive center.
GAME 8 - Friday, Oct. l6, 2009 PARENTS NIGHT-HOME GAME FOR JOCKS.
lst QT. (7:35)- 82yds, l3 plays, Jocks quarterback Sean scores a lyd. TD on quarterback keeper, extra point kick good, score: Jocks-7/Other school-0.
Other team on 3yd. line, Jocks defense team stops them on TD attempt, resulting in loss back to 8yd. line ball tipped back by Jocks on a 4th down 6yds to go.
Next play the Jocks have procession of ball, return it to 28yd. line, pass to 49yd. line from Jock quarterback Sean to Joel, next play l5yds. picked up, next play to Joel from Sean results Jocks reaching l2yd. line.
First quarter runs out, Jocks had procession of ball in first quarter all but 3 and half mins.

2QT. - On first play of the quarter, Jocks score TD (ll:55) by Luke on pass from quarterback Sean, penalty called on Jocks for illegal procedure on extra point kick, resulting in attempt 25yd. pass of the ball batted away from other school, score, Jocks-13/Other School-0.
Other School has drive going, when Jocks intercept a pass at 9:12.
Jocks quarterback Sean does several plays of quarterback keep, but not enough first downs suurenders the ball to other team at 6:50 left to play.
Other School puts drive together and scores a 5yd. TD at (4:43), extra point kick bo good, score: Jocks-l3/Other School-6.
Jocks drive 80 yds, from 21yd. line, Darrel of the Jocks scores TD, extra point kick good, score: Jocks-20/Other School-6 at 45 seconds.
Other School takes over procession of ball, drive by them results in a personal foul by Jocks team, l5yd. penalty, 70yd. drive results in a TD for Other School at l.8 seconds left to play, 2point conversion run good, score: Jocks-20/Other School-14.
Jocks let clock run out on their procession.

Halftime Score: Jocks-20/Other School-14.

3QT. - Other School scores a l0yd. TD, 2pt. conversion run good (7:l5) on a 68yd. drive, score: Other School-22/Jocks-20.
Jocks have football, quarterback Sean does several quarterback keeper plays to gain yardage, at 2:27, after a 67yd. drive, Joel of the Jocks scores a 20yd. TD pass from Sean to Joel, 2pt. conversion attempt good, score: Jocks-28/Other School-22.

Jocks intercept a poor pass from other school quarterback with l:20 left to play, Jocks quarterback Sean starts drive from 42yd. line, runs ball, pops out from him and recovered and down to 3yd. line, l6secs. left clock runs out.
4th QT. - Jocks scores TD from John on first play at ll:55 to play, 2pt. conversion attempt no good as Jocks player knee touched ground, score: Jocks-34/Other School-22.
During plays later,pressure on other school results in them being called for unsportamanlike conduct.
Jocks move the ball on different processions, but run clock out.
FINAL SCORE: Jocks Kick Butt-34
Oher School Spanked - 22.
Both schools entered game, Jocks league record 3-2, and overall record 5-2, in league 2nd place/Other School league record 2-3 and overall record 3-4 in league 3rd place.
THE WIN BY THE JOCKS GIVES THEM A HOLD ON SECOND PLACE, LEAGUE RECORD: 4-2 and overall record 6-2=RESULTING IN THE JOCKS QUALIFYING TO PLAY IN STATE PLAY-OFFS, HAVING HAD TO HAVE 6 WINS TO ENTER.
JOCKS HAVE ONE MORE LEAGUE GAME TO PLAY, away on Friday, Oct. 23 and will be playing a school tied for first place with another school,league record 5-1 and overall 6-2.
The following Jocks players received penalty swats after the game, privately, with a wooden paddle for mistakes they made during the game:
Quarterback Sean (l) swat for illegal procedure
(l) swat for incomplete pass
Joel (offense) (l) swat for offsides (
(l) swat for dropped football
Luke (offense) (l) swat for dropped football
Darrell (offense) (l) swat for offsides
John (offense) (l) swat for dropped football
Kyle (defense) (l) swat face mask penalty
Dustin(defense)(l) swat for holding
Jason (defense)(l) swat for personal foul
Matt (defense) (l) swat for missed tackle
The swats were carried out by drawing straws among the players.
NOTE: It was Parents Nite before opening kick-off, and each player was escorted across the football field by their parents for the players last home game played there.

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