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Subject: Radziwiill was the subject of an amusing Roseanne Rosannadanna story on SNL on 12/16/78

A trip to "Elaine's"
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Date Posted: Sunday, February 17, 12:06:11pm
In reply to: Dies at 85 's message, "Socialite Lee Radziwill" on Saturday, February 16, 05:32:08am

I, Roseanne Roseannadanna, was so depressed I thought I was gonna die! So I decided to treat myself to a real special snappy time — so I got all dressed up and went to this high class, fancy-shmancy, uptown restaurant called “Elaine’s.” It’s one of those places where everybody who’s anybody goes to eat Italian food!Between you and me, Roseanne Roseannadanna, I really like Elaine’s ’cause you get to see a lot of real famous celebrities with a little bit of spaghetti sauce right here. [points to one side of her lip] And you know what? If they don’t wipe that spaghetti sauce off right away, it gets all hard and dry and crusty –you know, like a blotch?! And when they open their mouths, the blotch separates and then they close their mouths, the blotch goes back together again, then it opens, comes back, then it starts to flake off alittle bit, and now a little bit more flakin’ off and everything and then it’s gone. Anyways, I’m sittin’ there, lookin’ at the menu when what comes out of the bathroom but Princess Lee Radziwill. You know, that classy lady that no one’s really sure where she’s the princess of? Well, she was dressed up like a doll inthis slinky basic black dress and she’s got real skinny arms with expensive jewelry hangin’ off of ’em.But then I noticed that Princess Lee had a little teeny-tiny piece of toilet paper stickin’ to the bottom of one of her Gucci shoes. She — listen to this — she was just walkin’ around, up and down, with that little piece of toilet paper just trailin’ behind her, wouldn’t fall off! And the more she walked, the dirtier that toilet paper got. And things started stickin’ to it. There was a fuzzball, a hair, gum, a bug. There was even some fettucini alfredo and a piece of Romaine lettuce! Well, let me tell you that I,Roseanne Roseannadanna, started to lose my appetite.And I yelled, “Hey! Princess Lee! Take that toilet paper off your shoe! What are you tryin’ to do? Make me sick?”

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Lee Radziwill, Ex-Princess and Sister of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Dies at 85. …NYTimes Obit w/PHOTOSSunday, February 17, 01:54:30pm
    Here's an intersting VIDEO interview of Radziwill a few years ago, on growing up in high society, and story of 11 year old lonely Radziwill going to the local orphanage alone, to adopt a sister. ...LinkSunday, February 17, 02:20:40pm

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