Author:
Jim RN
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Date Posted: Wednesday, February 01, 2012, 04:35: pm
One of our first year ER residents came in last night complaining of a really sore throat. I had the oppurtunity to orient her to the ER so she got to know me. I told her I would do a throat culture. It came back positive. I told hjer what hse needed was a shot of penicillin. I was surprised when she said okay. Do you mind giving it to me after work. I told her no. Before I left I got 2, 1.2 million units of LA bicillin. I drove over to her house and she let me in. I told her normally we give a patient 2.4 million units, but since she was small I would give it to her in 2 doses. I asked if she had ever had penicillin and she said not since I was a young kid. She watched as I screwed the first tubex into the metal syringe. We went into her bedroom and she took off her scrub pants. She had on tiny pair of pink panties that covered the center portion of her buns. I pulled them down to her knees. I cleaned a spot on the left cheek and I said big stick as I inserted the 18g needle into her hip. She said a few choice words as I started to slowly inject the thick medicine. She had tears in her eyes asking me to wait a few minutes. She looked over her should and saw a tiny blood trail running down her hip. Was that pencil you jammed into my ass? I showed her the needle and said it is large. I massaged the left cheek for a few minutes. I said one more. This time I am going to smack you twice before I stick you. It should help with the stick. She said okay. I quickly slapped her right hip twice and then quickly put the needle into her right cheek and slowly injected. You werent kidding about spanking my butt. I asked her if she felt the needle. No I did not. For the next hour or so I sat next to her rubbing her tiny butt. Am I big baby she asked? I told her no, those shots hurt like hell. This morning I called and told her I would be over to check on her. She answered the door wearing a shirt. She said I feel better, but my butt aches. I told her I bet it does. She bent over to get some butter out of frig and I walked up behind her and flipped up her shirt and started rubbing her firm butt. At first she stood up and said it hurt, but then she relaxed and said it actually felt good.
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