Date Posted:Mon 03/10/08 - 22:43 Author: Harry Vagina Subject: I can't believe I never told you this!!!!
Hello friends!!!
Wow, you would think I would have told you about this a long time ago. You may find it interesting.
A while back, 1992 or so, I had a friend who was a policemen. Well, I used to go visit him when he was on the nightshift, and bored as we were, we would run people's names into the police computer to dig up information on them.
Well, if the person lived in New Jersey- where we were- it was easy to get all kinds of info. I mean, we looked up Richard Nixon, Bruce Springsteen. If I remember correctly, Springsteen got nabbed in 1974 for driving without a license.
Anyhow, to get info on a person from another state, you needed their license plate number OR birthdate.
Well, it wasn't hard to find The Actress' birthdate. I think I used a celeb book (this was before the Internet).
So one night we ran Shannen Doherty's birthday and name, well we were not surprised to see she had about 20 traffic tickets (No kidding). Yeah, pretty bad driver. We were able to get her home address.
As for the Actress, she had no tickets or arrests. But it said something about how a cop should ask her for a blowjob if he pulls her over. I guess that's how she got out of the tickets (Okay, I am kidding there).
But seriously, we were able to get her home address. You see, my friends, we are all equal when it comes to police computers.
I do not recall the address except that it was for Los Angeles. Laurel Canyon Drive was the road, I think.
Now you'll have to wait for the rest of the story.
I can't believe I never told you this!!!!