Date Posted:Sun 03/16/08 - 17:52 Author: Harry Vagina Subject: Desperately Seeking The Actress Formerly Known As A Talented Star
Okay where was I?
Oh yeah, so we were able to get the home addresses of celeb adresses. We finally wrote to Shannen "I"m acting as poorly a I can" Doherty and, of course, The Actress.
I recall having to go to the post office to get the damn zip codes for those two.
I don't recall exactly what we actully put into the letters, though I do know know it was friendly and complimentary.
We never heard back from them, though I think we sent at least two to The Actress (big surprise, huh? We know how much The Actress respects her fans)
I wish this story had a sexier ending, like they came and arrested me for stalking or that Shannen Doherty ate my ass or tried to shoot me or something.
If i knew then what I know now, I would have sent The Actress some coupons for Taco Bell.
I would also have given Shannen Lightdragon's (glad I use the name finally, huh, Randel?!) address.
Sam Who? sucks, by the way.
The MWC reunion show DID NOT, by the way.
Me thinks The Actress needs to read things her devoted ex fans give her, by the way.
The Actress is on the cover of this Health magazine!! I kid you not. The sickly, androgynous, aneroxic queen has really pulled a fast one this time. The best thing is that the writer never mentions her extreme slimness, and actually claims she is five foot six!!! HA, she is five foot six like Marzo is a boy scout!!
Desperately Seeking The Actress Formerly Known As A Talented Star
Re: NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY -- harry vagina, Sun 03/23/08 - 18:25