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Subject: Re: RE: Wives in Charge


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Ms. Gertrude
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Date Posted: 06:43:44 12/29/14 Mon
In reply to: ej 's message, "Re: RE: Wives in Charge" on 05:11:41 12/29/14 Mon

>>Frankly, dear, I don't understand how progress has
>>been made, if your trousers haven't even been taken
>>down yet. Please enlighten me. I will decide whether
>>to see it as progress or procrastination. You should
>>not be using foul language where women can hear it.
>>And what if there were children around?
>Summarizing the events of about the last 6 weeks: I
>wrote a letter of apology and mailed it to my
>neighbor, Kathy. Kathy left a message on my phone
>telling me that an hand written apology was
>insufficient; she said I would need to apologize in
>person and on my knees. She told me to be at her
>house at 3 PM sharp the next day (Sunday). She said
>she picked 3 PM so I could suffer the anticipation of
>what may or may not happen. Kathy was right, the
>hours went by slowly on Sunday.
>
>I was as nervous as nervous could be. I thought I
>might surprise her by doing something unexpected as a
>sign of respect to her. 3 PM, sharp, I rang her
>doorbell.
>
>Without even saying a word Kathy ushered me to the
>center of her living room. As I turned to face her I
>told her that I needed, wanted, to do something as a
>sign of respect to her. I then knelt in front of her.
> Just then the doorbell rang. Kathy pointed a finger
>at me and told me to stay exactly as I was. Kathy
>opened the front door and in walked 2 Women; I guessed
>that both were in their mid to late seventies. One of
>the Women - I learned her name was Shirley - looked
>just like Kathy; I thought they were probably sisters.
> The other Woman was Asian; she was tiny, with jet
>black hair. Both Women were very attractive, and I
>felt very uncomfortable on my knees in front of them.
>
>As it turned out these Women were Kathy's friends who
>so often parked in front of my house. Kathy
>introduced me as her "filthy mouthed next door
>neighbor; the guy who complains about you parking in
>front of his house".
>
>This was obviously pre-planned by Kathy.
>
>Shirley told me that she had brought a cake of soap to
>use on my filthy mouth; Kim, the Asian Woman, walked
>up to me and gave my face 4 stinging slaps. Kathy
>said, "Ladies, ladies, we have plenty of time for fun
>but my neighbor was about to show a sign of respect
>before you rang the doorbell". Shirley and Kim sat on
>the sofa while Kathy stood directly in front of me.

Sounds like some progress has been made. Please continue.

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Re: RE: Wives in Chargeej07:59:54 12/29/14 Mon
    Re: RE: Wives in ChargeMs. Gertrude08:44:30 12/29/14 Mon


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