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Date Posted: 07:59:54 12/29/14 Mon
In reply to: ej 's message, "Re: RE: Wives in Charge" on 05:11:41 12/29/14 Mon
>>Frankly, dear, I don't understand how progress has
>>been made, if your trousers haven't even been taken
>>down yet. Please enlighten me. I will decide whether
>>to see it as progress or procrastination. You should
>>not be using foul language where women can hear it.
>>And what if there were children around?
>Summarizing the events of about the last 6 weeks: I
>wrote a letter of apology and mailed it to my
>neighbor, Kathy. Kathy left a message on my phone
>telling me that an hand written apology was
>insufficient; she said I would need to apologize in
>person and on my knees. She told me to be at her
>house at 3 PM sharp the next day (Sunday). She said
>she picked 3 PM so I could suffer the anticipation of
>what may or may not happen. Kathy was right, the
>hours went by slowly on Sunday.
>I was as nervous as nervous could be. I thought I
>might surprise her by doing something unexpected as a
>sign of respect to her. 3 PM, sharp, I rang her
>Without even saying a word Kathy ushered me to the
>center of her living room. As I turned to face her I
>told her that I needed, wanted, to do something as a
>sign of respect to her. I then knelt in front of her.
> Just then the doorbell rang. Kathy pointed a finger
>at me and told me to stay exactly as I was. Kathy
>opened the front door and in walked 2 Women; I guessed
>that both were in their mid to late seventies. One of
>the Women - I learned her name was Shirley - looked
>just like Kathy; I thought they were probably sisters.
> The other Woman was Asian; she was tiny, with jet
>black hair. Both Women were very attractive, and I
>felt very uncomfortable on my knees in front of them.
>As it turned out these Women were Kathy's friends who
>so often parked in front of my house. Kathy
>introduced me as her "filthy mouthed next door
>neighbor; the guy who complains about you parking in
>front of his house".
>This was obviously pre-planned by Kathy.
>Shirley told me that she had brought a cake of soap to
>use on my filthy mouth; Kim, the Asian Woman, walked
>up to me and gave my face 4 stinging slaps. Kathy
>said, "Ladies, ladies, we have plenty of time for fun
>but my neighbor was about to show a sign of respect
>before you rang the doorbell". Shirley and Kim sat on
>the sofa while Kathy stood directly in front of me.
I remember looking up at Kathy and seeing that smug look on her face. I apologized for the language I had used and I apologized for taking her parking place. I also apologized for mentioning that her friends park in front of my house.
Naturally, I thought it best not to mention that she had trespassed onto my property and that that was the only way she could have heard me, and, I never mentioned that in all the years that we were neighbors I had only parked in front of her house once. I then bowed down before Kathy and kissed the inside and outside of both ankles.
I then had to crawl on my hands and knees to the sofa. I knelt upright and apologized to Ms. Shirley and Ms. Kim. I then bowed down and kissed the inside and outside of their ankles. The doorbell rang. Ms. Kim said, "Oh that must be my granddaughter". Ms. Kim then grabbed my hair and said "you might remember my granddaughter; several months ago you gave her a hard time about parking in front of your house."
A young Asian Woman entered the living room; I recognized her right away. She, like her grandmother, was tiny; she had long black hair going all the way down her back. I'm guessing she was about 25. She was very pretty, and I remembered her as assertive, aggressive.
Some months earlier I had suggested to her that she could park up the street and be a lot closer to the trolley which she took to work; it would have saved her about 50 yards walking each way, and, it would have freed-up my parking place. I had been very very polite with her.
So now, still kneeling in the living room, I had to apologize to Suzi and kiss her feet and ankles.
Then Kathy said, "Maybe we should make our way to the kitchen where we can all give his filthy mouth a very thorough washing".
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