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Date Posted: 09:29:35 06/21/06 Wed
Author: The Berean
Subject: How to Raise A Crook

How to Raise A Crook

Begin from infancy to give the child everything he wants. This way he will grow up to believe that the world owes him a living.
When he picks up bad words, laugh at him. This will make him think he's cute. It will also encourage him to pick up even cuter phrases that will shock and embarrass you later.
Never give him any spiritual training. Wait until he is 21 and then let him decide for himself.
Avoid the use of the word "wrong" so he won't develop a guilt complex. Then later, when he is arrested for stealing a car, he will believe that society is against him and he is being persecuted.
Always pick up anything he leaves lying around - books, shoes, clothing. Do everything for him so he will be experienced in shirking responsibility.
Let him read any printed matter he can get his hands on. Don't moni-:or his computer usage. The silverware and drinking glasses must be steril-.zed, but the child's mind can feed on garbage.
Quarrel frequently in the presence of your children. This way they ivon't be too shocked when the home is broken up.
Give him all the spending money he wants. Never let him earn his ?wn. Why should he have things as tough as you had them?
Satisfy his every craving for food, drink, and comfort. See that every iesire is gratified. Denial may lead to harmful frustrations.
Take his part against the neighbors, teachers, and policemen. They are ill prejudiced against your child.
Then when he gets into real trouble, apologize for yourself by saying, "I lever could do anything with him."
Prepare for a life of grief - you will have it. — Houston Police Department, The Challenge
"Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it" (Proverbs 22:6).

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